Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
2012
201252 episodes
Episode 1
Award for Drink Ordering
Jan 4, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #26 is Burnie talking about presenting an award at the Inside Gaming Awards and Gus describing a typical night at a bar with Chris.
Episode 2
Robot Future Toys
Jan 11, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the protagonist from the Portal series. You will also be treated to a discussion between Burnie and his wife where she tries to describe how the Covenant from Halo look.
Episode 3
Dishwashers and Bad Fliers
Jan 17, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will and testament of a travelling salesman.
Episode 4
Joel Meets a Panther
Jan 25, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #29 is Joel's experience meeting a panther while at work. Handy panther tips abound!
Episode 5
Left 4 Trek
Feb 1, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Star Trek story ever told and strategies for good teamwork while playing Left 4 Dead.
Episode 6
Disease Movie Theatre
Feb 8, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theater you do not want to watch this movie at.
Episode 7
Weird Dreams & Shitty Jobs
Feb 15, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #32 is a Gus extravaganza!! Watch as Gus stresses out about producing the podcast, Brandon gets kicked out of the podcast for getting too political, and Burnie tells the story of an old job Gus used to have where he ran wild with power.
Episode 8
Joel Goes Skydiving
Feb 22, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #33 explains what happened to Joel when he decided to go skydiving once.
Episode 9
The Five Signs of Death
Feb 29, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #34 helps you figure out how to determine if someone is truly dead or not. Matt tells a story helping you identify the five signs of death.
Episode 10
An Internet Conversation
Mar 7, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #35 is a re-enactment of a typical conversation with a chat bot trying to talk to a real person.
Episode 11
Joel vs Technology
Mar 14, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.
Episode 12
Health Kick to the Balls
Mar 21, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what a morning radio show with Marshall and Miles would sound like and also clues you in to how to execute the perfect crime...
Episode 13
Impressions & Fishing
Mar 28, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #38 shows Joel's amazing impression of Gus and the peculiarities of Gus' accent on the podcast versus his regular speaking voice. Also be amazed at the podcast's first attempt to make a commercial for the Fleshlight. Finally you will be treated to Geoff's analysis of the sport of fishing and why it is a good way to pass the time until you die.
Episode 14
Google Mind Tricks
Apr 4, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Monty's work and sleep state, and finally talks about how you could kill yourself with your own brain.
Episode 15
RTX-travaganza
Apr 11, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #40 gives a rundown of what RTX 2011 was like and what you can possibly expect in 2012.
Episode 16
Mass Defect
Apr 18, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of respect that Shepard deserves.
Episode 17
The Dolphin Experiment
Apr 25, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #42 shows Gus' retelling of a crazy experiment from the 1960s involving a dolphin, a flooded house, a poor research assistant, sexual favors and LSD.
Episode 18
Resident A.I.
May 2, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #43 explains why Ashley is awesome in Resident Evil 4 and it also gives some tips on how to play the game more effectively.
Episode 19
Brandon & Chris Move Furniture
May 9, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #44 is a recount of how Brandon and Chris should never consider a job in the furniture moving industry.
Episode 20
Dance Floor Fight
May 16, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confronted by another man at a bar. Watch and learn!
Episode 21
Signs & Shotguns
May 23, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie. As an added bonus you also get to re-live the story of Burnie and the missing shotgun shells at no additional cost!
Episode 22
Chris Stories
May 30, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #47 is an effective simulation showing you what it would be like to work next to Chris at the Rooster Teeth Studio. Be amazed at Chris' vast knowledge of nuts and his ability to figure out a conspiracy.
Episode 23
Drunk Burnie
Jun 6, 2012
A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves.
Episode 24
Ice Cream Comic Con
Jun 13, 2012
A collection of stories from New York Comic Con all revolving around ice cream. Watch as people mistake Barbara for Kara and we get some helpful sales advice from a former ice cream salesman.
Episode 25
Attack of the Burnies
Jun 20, 2012
The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.
Episode 26
That's Sway-cist
Jun 27, 2012
A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.
Episode 27
Burnie and the Cup
Jul 4, 2012
A tale of a care free spring break at the beach gone horribly wrong, with life altering mental trauma!
Episode 28
Anarchist Cooking with Burnie
Jul 11, 2012
A reminder of how stupid kids can be as well as the dangers of following instructions given to you on the internet.
Episode 29
Hotdog Planes & "Pranks"
Jul 18, 2012
Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a nefarious plan to break Gus' mind.
Episode 30
Co-Pilot Calamity
Jul 25, 2012
Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.
Episode 31
My Blue Eyes!
Aug 1, 2012
A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....damage to rare collectible cards!
Episode 32
Lost Phone Karma
Aug 8, 2012
What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie grief about his phone.
Episode 33
Gus' Bathroom Encounter
Aug 15, 2012
Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.
Episode 34
Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans
Aug 22, 2012
Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.
Episode 35
Bad Luck Burnie
Aug 29, 2012
Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes are star crossed lovers.
Episode 36
OmniGus
Sep 5, 2012
Gus discusses having to get embarrassing medicines from a pharmacist, programs a robot for fun and takes a leg from a one legged man.
Episode 37
Gavin's Dong Gong
Sep 12, 2012
Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gavin makes some very familiar contact with the urinal wall. Gross.
Episode 38
Drunk in the City
Sep 19, 2012
The story of Geoff and Gus being assholes laughing at someone who is too drunk to take care of themselves while Burnie and Kathleen try to help the idiot.
Episode 39
Michael Gets Locked Out
Sep 26, 2012
Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into his own apartment. Bonus appearance in this episode by Kara the cheerleader!
Episode 40
Burnie Tales
Oct 3, 2012
A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie. Find out how Burnie thought TV worked when he was a kid, his thoughts on porn disposal, and how he got trolled by a potentially murderous nurse at a hospital!
Episode 41
Gavin's Has Brain Problems
Oct 10, 2012
Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain. In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.
Episode 42
When Kites Attack
Oct 17, 2012
A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accident.
Episode 43
Bets & Flirts
Oct 24, 2012
Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office. Gossip time!!
Episode 44
Burnie's Sleeper Power
Oct 31, 2012
Matt's explaining the full power of Burnie's ability to fall asleep anywhere in an instant.
Episode 45
More NYCC Stories
Nov 7, 2012
A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con. Find out what things Drunk Gus does that Sober Gus would never do! Also, watch as Michael yells at a Frenchman's son!
Episode 46
Raw Meat Lumps
Nov 14, 2012
Burnie and Geoff handle being fed raw meat in Europe, plus tips on how to deal with Saints Row multiplayer games!
Episode 47
Doctor Free Pants Gavin
Nov 21, 2012
How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration that goes a little too extreme.
Episode 48
Gus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas
Nov 28, 2012
A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody, because in the end it was a stupid disagreement.
Episode 49
Grapes, Calls & Storage
Dec 5, 2012
Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and finally Burnie talks about Tupperware.
Episode 50
Ray's Photo Bomb
Dec 12, 2012
Ray is faced with an awkward photo op. Can he truly blend into any situation.
Episode 51
Burnie's Drunk Touchdown
Dec 19, 2012
Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team or sober.
Episode 52
Miles' Strip Club Predicament
Dec 26, 2012
Miles' first experience ever in a strip club.