Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
2011
2011113 episodes
Episode 1
San Diego
Sep 28, 2011
Gus & Geoff encountering some rude passengers on their flight to San Diego.
Episode 2
Statue
Sep 30, 2011
Burnie and his fight to get a statue of him erected in Burnie, Tasmania.
Episode 3
Lightning
Sep 30, 2011
Geoff and his experience with lightning and a surly tow truck driver.
Episode 4
Headlight Fluid
Sep 30, 2011
Gavin and his work with a professional stunt driver who had an accident.
Episode 5
Expert Parent
Sep 30, 2011
Geoff and his advice on how to raise a child.
Episode 6
Omnibus #1
Sep 30, 2011
Watch as Burnie trolls frightened airplane passengers, Gavin experiences America in its purest form, a misplaced phone upsets Burnie and Gus' car gets egged.
Episode 7
Omnibus #2
Sep 30, 2011
Watch as young Geoff gets an adult in trouble, the podcast crew meets "the man", and young Burnie thinks he may have set a world record.
Episode 8
New Orleans (1)
Sep 30, 2011
The first part of the story of Geoff and Griffon in New Orleans.
Episode 9
New Orleans (2)
Sep 30, 2011
The conclusion of Geoff and Griffon's eventful trip to New Orleans.
Episode 10
Omnibus #3
Sep 30, 2011
Gus shows the "situation" to some people at PAX East, Burnie learns what "cribbing" is.
Episode 11
Double Derps
Sep 30, 2011
A story about two idiots and their questions about stromboli and soda machines.
Episode 12
Shakedowns & Breakdowns
Sep 30, 2011
Millie's learning how to use the threat of violence to get what she wants. Additionally, Gus and Geoff revisit their discussion about why the rules on a plane are important. Finally, Joel explains why he was right about everything.
Episode 13
Party of the Dead
Oct 5, 2011
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #13 shows the Rooster Teeth crew recreating a gaming industry party and tells the story of Burnie's older brother trolling him into thinking Dawn of the Dead was based on a true story.
Episode 14
Joel Hates Snakes
Oct 11, 2011
Episode 15
Gus Anesthesia
Oct 19, 2011
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #15 shows Gus' true colors once he is under the effects of mind altering drugs.
Episode 16
Kara's Exciting Day
Oct 26, 2011
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #16 tells of the things Kara enjoys most about her job at Rooster Teeth. As a bonus in this episode, Joel talks about Geoff's fancy grill.
Episode 17
Fun With Earthquakes
Nov 2, 2011
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #17 shares the RT Crew's thoughts about earthquakes including Matt's first earthquake and Gus' earthquake fetish.
Episode 18
Gus vs Machete Man
Nov 9, 2011
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #18 is Gus' story about nearly getting hacked to death by a crazed machete wielding maniac in El Paso.
Episode 19
Burnie Fights Animals
Nov 16, 2011
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #19 is Burnie explaining why he isn't afraid of any animal and claims he can fight any of them.
Episode 20
Shamu Plane and Naked Joel
Nov 23, 2011
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #20 tells the story about Jack's excitement to ride the Shamu plane and Joel's confusion with hospital gowns.
Episode 21
Burnie and Joel's Bathroom Encounter
Nov 30, 2011
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #21 is Joel's story about Burnie invading his privacy in a hotel room shower. A steamy situation results.
Episode 22
Burnie Burns Horse Puncher
Dec 6, 2011
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #22 is the story of Burnie and his epic horse punching fight against a hungry horse.
Episode 23
Brandon and the Electric Fence
Dec 14, 2011
Episode 24
Cookies & Hobos
Dec 21, 2011
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #24 tells how Girls Scouts use their guilt powers to force you to buy cookies. It also tells the story about the homeless guy who was always having his legs cut off.
Episode 25
Michael Meets a Drug Dealer
Dec 28, 2011
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #25 tells how Michael met a drug dealer in New York City with an offer that was difficult to refuse...
Episode 26
Award for Drink Ordering
Jan 4, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #26 is Burnie talking about presenting an award at the Inside Gaming Awards and Gus describing a typical night at a bar with Chris.
Episode 27
Robot Future Toys
Jan 11, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the protagonist from the Portal series. You will also be treated to a discussion between Burnie and his wife where she tries to describe how the Covenant from Halo look.
Episode 28
Dishwashers and Bad Fliers
Jan 17, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will and testament of a travelling salesman.
Episode 29
Joel Meets a Panther
Jan 25, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #29 is Joel's experience meeting a panther while at work.
Episode 30
Left 4 Trek
Feb 1, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Star Trek story ever told and strategies for good teamwork while playing Left 4 Dead.
Episode 31
Disease Movie Theatre
Feb 8, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theater you do not want to watch this movie at.
Episode 32
Weird Dreams & Shitty Jobs
Feb 15, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #32 is a Gus extravaganza!! Watch as Gus stresses out about producing the podcast, Brandon gets kicked out of the podcast for getting too political, and Burnie tells the story of an old job Gus used to have where he ran wild with power.
Episode 33
Joel Goes Skydiving
Feb 22, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #33 explains what happened to Joel when he decided to go skydiving once.
Episode 34
The Five Signs of Death
Feb 29, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #34 helps you figure out how to determine if someone is truly dead or not. Matt tells a story helping you identify the five signs of death.
Episode 35
An Internet Conversation
Mar 7, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #35 is a re-enactment of a typical conversation with a chat bot trying to talk to a real person.
Episode 36
Joel vs Technology
Mar 14, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.
Episode 37
Health Kick to the Balls
Mar 21, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what a morning radio show with Marshall and Miles would sound like and also clues you in to how to execute the perfect crime...
Episode 38
Impressions & Fishing
Mar 28, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #38 shows Joel's amazing impression of Gus and the peculiarities of Gus' accent on the podcast versus his regular speaking voice. Also be amazed at the podcast's first attempt to make a commercial for the Fleshlight. Finally you will be treated to Geoff's analysis of the sport of fishing and why it is a good way to pass the time until you die.
Episode 39
Google Mind Tricks
Apr 4, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Monty's work and sleep state, and finally talks about how you could kill yourself with your own brain.
Episode 40
RTX-travaganza
Apr 11, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #40 gives a rundown of what RTX 2011 was like and what you can possibly expect in 2012.
Episode 41
Mass Defect
Apr 18, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of respect that Shepard deserves.
Episode 42
The Dolphin Experiment
Apr 25, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #42 shows Gus' retelling of a crazy experiment from the 1960s involving a dolphin, a flooded house, a poor research assistant, sexual favors and LSD.
Episode 43
Resident A.I.
May 2, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #43 explains why Ashley is awesome in Resident Evil 4 and it also gives some tips on how to play the game more effectively.
Episode 44
Brandon & Chris Move Furniture
May 9, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #44 is a recount of how Brandon and Chris should never consider a job in the furniture moving industry.
Episode 45
Dance Floor Fight
May 16, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confronted by another man at a bar.
Episode 46
Signs & Shotguns
May 23, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie.
Episode 47
Chris Stories
May 30, 2012
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #47 is an effective simulation showing you what it would be like to work next to Chris at the Rooster Teeth Studio. Be amazed at Chris' vast knowledge of nuts and his ability to figure out a conspiracy.
Episode 48
Drunk Burnie
Jun 6, 2012
A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves.
Episode 49
Ice Cream Comic Con
Jun 13, 2012
A collection of stories from New York Comic Con all revolving around ice cream. Watch as people mistake Barbara for Kara and we get some helpful sales advice from a former ice cream salesman.
Episode 50
Attack of the Burnies
Jun 20, 2012
The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.
Episode 51
That's Sway-cist
Jun 27, 2012
A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.
Episode 52
Burnie and the Cup
Jul 4, 2012
Episode 53
Anarchist Cooking with Burnie
Jul 11, 2012
A reminder of how stupid kids can be as well as the dangers of following instructions given to you on the internet.
Episode 54
Hotdog Planes & "Pranks"
Jul 18, 2012
Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a nefarious plan to break Gus' mind.
Episode 55
Co-Pilot Calamity
Jul 25, 2012
Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.
Episode 56
My Blue Eyes!
Aug 1, 2012
A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....
Episode 57
Lost Phone Karma
Aug 8, 2012
What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie grief about his phone.
Episode 58
Gus' Bathroom Encounter
Aug 15, 2012
Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.
Episode 59
Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans
Aug 22, 2012
Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.
Episode 60
Bad Luck Burnie
Aug 29, 2012
Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes are star crossed lovers.
Episode 61
OmniGus
Sep 5, 2012
Gus discusses having to get embarrassing medicines from a pharmacist, programs a robot for fun and takes a leg from a one legged man.
Episode 62
Gavin's Dong Gong
Sep 12, 2012
Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gavin makes some very familiar contact with the urinal wall. Gross.
Episode 63
Drunk in the City
Sep 19, 2012
The story of Geoff and Gus being assholes laughing at someone who is too drunk to take care of themselves while Burnie and Kathleen try to help the idiot.
Episode 64
Michael Gets Locked Out
Sep 26, 2012
Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into his own apartment.
Episode 65
Burnie Tales
Oct 3, 2012
A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie.
Episode 66
Gavin's Has Brain Problems
Oct 10, 2012
Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain. In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.
Episode 67
When Kites Attack
Oct 17, 2012
A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accident.
Episode 68
Bets & Flirts
Oct 24, 2012
Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office.
Episode 69
Burnie's Sleeper Power
Oct 31, 2012
Matt's explaining the full power of Burnie's ability to fall asleep anywhere in an instant.
Episode 70
More NYCC Stories
Nov 7, 2012
A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con.
Episode 71
Raw Meat Lumps
Nov 14, 2012
Episode 72
Doctor Free Pants Gavin
Nov 21, 2012
How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration that goes a little too extreme.
Episode 73
Gus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas
Nov 28, 2012
A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody, because in the end it was a stupid disagreement.
Episode 74
Grapes, Calls & Storage
Dec 5, 2012
Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and finally Burnie talks about Tupperware.
Episode 75
Ray's Photo Bomb
Dec 12, 2012
Ray is faced with an awkward photo op. Can he truly blend into any situation.
Episode 76
Burnie's Drunk Touchdown
Dec 19, 2012
Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team or sober.
Episode 77
Miles' Strip Club Predicament
Dec 26, 2012
Miles' first experience ever in a strip club.
Episode 78
Nice Carrot Sweat
Jan 2, 2013
Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.
Episode 79
Miles' Daring Party Escape
Jan 9, 2013
Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.
Episode 80
For Whom the Bell Trolls
Jan 16, 2013
Marshall's secret doorbell.
Episode 81
Geoff's Vespa Crash
Jan 23, 2013
The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.
Episode 82
Donuts for Cake
Jan 30, 2013
Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.
Episode 83
Plane Stories
Feb 6, 2013
RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.
Episode 84
Gus on Mars
Feb 13, 2013
Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.
Episode 85
Headphones & Peeing
Feb 20, 2013
RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.
Episode 86
Homeless Depot
Feb 27, 2013
In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.
Episode 87
Gus' Rooftop Rat
Mar 6, 2013
RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.
Episode 88
Big Noses & Little Sisters
Mar 13, 2013
RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.
Episode 89
Gus Hates Interns
Mar 20, 2013
In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.
Episode 90
Lucid Bear Dreams
Mar 27, 2013
We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter.
Episode 91
Dan vs. Food
Apr 3, 2013
RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates.
Episode 92
More Plane Stories
Apr 10, 2013
RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity.
Episode 93
Drunk Burnie Returns
Apr 17, 2013
Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party.
Episode 94
Lost Not Found
Apr 24, 2013
RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time.
Episode 95
Stinky Fools
May 1, 2013
RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past.
Episode 96
Brandon Explains Magnets
May 8, 2013
In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot.
Episode 97
Mean Squirrels & Blind People
May 15, 2013
In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well.
Episode 98
Barbara Pun-kelman
May 22, 2013
RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.
Episode 99
Famous Asteroid
May 29, 2013
In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment. Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.
Episode 100
The Podcast King
Jun 5, 2013
In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.
Episode 101
Gav's Creeper Parents
Jun 12, 2013
Like the animated adventure? Check out all of the Rooster Teeth Podcast here: http://bit.ly/slOoBo RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents.
Episode 102
Gus' Squirrelly Situation
Jun 19, 2013
The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut.
Episode 103
More Burnie Tales
Jun 26, 2013
RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin.
Episode 104
Geoff vs. Porch
Jul 3, 2013
Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.
Episode 105
El Pizza Bandido
Jul 10, 2013
RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it.
Episode 106
Drunk Detective Miles
Jul 24, 2013
RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas.
Episode 107
The Original LOLcats
Jul 31, 2013
Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny.
Episode 108
Gavin's Secret Admirer
Aug 7, 2013
Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs.
Episode 109
Burnie Fights the Sun
Aug 14, 2013
Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.
Episode 110
New Phone, Bad Store
Aug 21, 2013
RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job.
Episode 111
Kyle Becomes Wolverine
Aug 28, 2013
Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine.
Episode 112
Body Switching & Buckets
Sep 4, 2013
Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid.
Episode 113
Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.
Sep 11, 2013
Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally.