Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
2013
201350 episodes
Episode 1
Nice Carrot Sweat
Jan 2, 2013
Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.
Episode 2
Miles' Daring Party Escape
Jan 9, 2013
Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.
Episode 3
For Whom the Bell Trolls
Jan 16, 2013
Marshall's secret doorbell.
Episode 4
Geoff's Vespa Crash
Jan 23, 2013
The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.
Episode 5
Donuts for Cake
Jan 30, 2013
Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.
Episode 6
Plane Stories
Feb 6, 2013
RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.
Episode 7
Gus on Mars
Feb 13, 2013
Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.
Episode 8
Headphones & Peeing
Feb 20, 2013
RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.
Episode 9
Homeless Depot
Feb 27, 2013
In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.
Episode 10
Gus' Rooftop Rat
Mar 6, 2013
RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.
Episode 11
Big Noses & Little Sisters
Mar 13, 2013
RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.
Episode 12
Gus Hates Interns
Mar 20, 2013
In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.
Episode 13
Lucid Bear Dreams
Mar 27, 2013
We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter. And finally, we have the idiotic conclusion to the headphone saga!
Episode 14
Dan vs. Food
Apr 3, 2013
RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates. #DanTheMan Audio from RT Podcast #201
Episode 15
More Plane Stories
Apr 10, 2013
RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity. Make sure your chair is in the upright and locked position, and prepare for HILARITY!
Episode 16
Drunk Burnie Returns
Apr 17, 2013
Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party. Audio from RT Podcast #211
Episode 17
Lost Not Found
Apr 24, 2013
RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time. Audio from RT Podcast #212
Episode 18
Stinky Fools
May 1, 2013
RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past. Audio from RT Podcast
Episode 19
Brandon Explains Magnets
May 8, 2013
In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot. Audio from RT Podcast #134
Episode 20
Mean Squirrels & Blind People
May 15, 2013
In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well. Audio from RT Podcast #209
Episode 21
Barbara Pun-kelman
May 22, 2013
RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.
Episode 22
Famous Asteroid
May 29, 2013
In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment. Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.
Episode 23
The Podcast King
Jun 5, 2013
In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.
Episode 24
Gav's Creeper Parents
Jun 12, 2013
RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents. Audio from "Let's Play: Minecraft #51"
Episode 25
Gus' Squirrelly Situation
Jun 19, 2013
The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut. Audio from RT Podcast #215
Episode 26
More Burnie Tales
Jun 26, 2013
RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin. So much Burnie! Audio from RT Podcast
Episode 27
Geoff vs. Porch
Jul 3, 2013
Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.
Episode 28
El Pizza Bandido
Jul 10, 2013
RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it. Audio from RT Podcast #220
Episode 29
Drunk Detective Miles
Jul 24, 2013
RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas. Kyle gets drunk and someone misplaces his bag full of worldly possessions, so it's up to Drunk Detective Miles to track it down! Audio from RT Podcast #221
Episode 30
The Original LOLcats
Jul 31, 2013
Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny. Audio from RT Podcast #66
Episode 31
Gavin's Secret Admirer
Aug 7, 2013
Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs. Audio from RT Podcast #205
Episode 32
Burnie Fights the Sun
Aug 14, 2013
Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.
Episode 33
New Phone, Bad Store
Aug 21, 2013
RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job. Audio from RT Podcast
Episode 34
Kyle Becomes Wolverine
Aug 28, 2013
Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine. Audio from RT Podcast #221
Episode 35
Body Switching & Buckets
Sep 4, 2013
Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid. Audio from Let's Build #s 17 & 19
Episode 36
Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.
Sep 11, 2013
Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally. Audio from the RT Podcast
Episode 37
Joel's Meat Diet
Sep 25, 2013
Joel tells the story of when he was a waiter on the hit show "Ally McBeal," and an embarrassing food situation he got himself into in front of Portia de Rossi and Lucy Liu.
Episode 38
Borders & Butts
Oct 2, 2013
Burnie tries to cross the border into America, but his son makes things difficult for him, Gavin likes crepes, and Burnie feels weird after asking his doctor for a colonoscopy multiple times.
Episode 39
Even More Plane Stories
Oct 9, 2013
RTAA #116 has even more plane stories from the RT guys! Gus is in the security checkpoint when they do bomb drill, Burnie talks about how they don't get nervous on planes, and Gus has a "mini freak-out" over the Pacific. Audio from the RT Podcast #19
Episode 40
Miles' Crazy Dad
Oct 16, 2013
Miles and his high school girlfriend on their way to a date when Miles' dad goes a little insane... Audio from the RT Podcast #202
Episode 41
Wet Dream, Polite Robbery
Oct 23, 2013
In RTAA #118, Burnie has a wet dream in the worst place possible and Kerry demonstrates the power of kindness when robbing a store in GTA V. Audio from RT Podcast
Episode 42
Poopy Horse Blankets
Oct 30, 2013
Burnie talks about how horses are dumb enough to starve themselves, Gavin drinks coffee, and Geoff has a messy accident of his own. Audio from RT Podcast
Episode 43
Relaxed Gav & Lost Keys
Nov 6, 2013
Gavin is concerned he may be too relaxed, Gus and Burnie argue about clouds, and Burnie gets mad when he can't find his keys. Audio from RT Podcast
Episode 44
Geoff's Pyro Friend
Nov 13, 2013
Geoff tell the story of his pyro friend who caught a field on fire and cost Geoff a puffy jacket. Audio from Let's Build #25
Episode 45
Dan Likes Cross-Eyed Girls
Nov 20, 2013
Gavin talks about Dan's apparent fetish when it comes to girls. Audio from RT Podcast #239
Episode 46
Michael Punches Poo
Dec 4, 2013
While at his old job, Michael uses a client's restroom and has to be creative when he clogs the toilet.
Episode 47
Joel's Bottle Blooper
Dec 11, 2013
Joel gets into the worst fight ever after failing miserably to throw a bottle. Audio from RT Podcast #245
Episode 48
Chopped Stick
Dec 18, 2013
Gus tells the story of a man in China who, in a spell of loneliness, decided to cut off his junk, and the aftermath which followed. Audio from RT Podcast #243
Episode 49
Dogs & Disappointment
Dec 25, 2013
In RTAA #126, Gus wakes up when he dog inaudibly whimpers, Burnie has troubles with Siri, and Brandon is disappointed. Audio from RT Podcast
Episode 50
Gavin's Pre-Op Photo Op
Dec 31, 2013
In RTAA #127, while in Spain with his mates, Gavin drunkenly attempts to get a woman to take their picture, not realizing she is trying to get somewhere more important...