Two and a Half Men
Season 8
201016 episodes
Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.
Episode 1
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Sep 20, 201021m
TMDB rating 7.7TMDB
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
Episode 2
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Sep 27, 201021m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
Episode 3
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Oct 4, 201021m
TMDB rating 6.6TMDB
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Episode 4
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Oct 11, 201021m
TMDB rating 6.7TMDB
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
Episode 5
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Oct 18, 201021m
TMDB rating 7.5TMDB
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Episode 6
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Oct 25, 201021m
TMDB rating 6.7TMDB
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
Episode 7
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Nov 1, 201019m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Episode 8
Springtime on a Stick
Nov 8, 201021m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
Episode 9
A Good Time in Central Africa
Nov 15, 201021m
TMDB rating 7.5TMDB
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
Episode 10
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Nov 22, 201019m
TMDB rating 6.8TMDB
When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
Episode 11
Dead from the Waist Down
Dec 6, 201021m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
Episode 12
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Dec 13, 201021m
TMDB rating 6.7TMDB
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
Episode 13
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Jan 3, 201121m
TMDB rating 7.1TMDB
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
Episode 14
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Jan 17, 201121m
TMDB rating 6.1TMDB
Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
Episode 15
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Feb 7, 201121m
TMDB rating 7.5TMDB
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
Episode 16
That Darn Priest
Feb 14, 201119m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.