Two and a Half Men
Season 7
200922 episodes
Charlie's romantic past catches up to him, Alan's financial woes deepen, and Jake's teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.
Episode 1
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Sep 21, 200921m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
Episode 2
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Sep 28, 200920m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
Episode 3
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Oct 5, 200919m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
Episode 4
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Oct 12, 200920m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
Episode 5
For the Sake of the Child
Oct 19, 200921m
TMDB rating 7.1TMDB
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
Episode 6
Give Me Your Thumb
Nov 2, 200920m
TMDB rating 7.5TMDB
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
Episode 7
Untainted by Filth
Nov 9, 200922m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
Episode 8
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Nov 16, 200920m
TMDB rating 6.7TMDB
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Episode 9
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Nov 23, 200921m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
Episode 10
That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"
Dec 7, 200920m
TMDB rating 6.5TMDB
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
Episode 11
Warning, It's Dirty
Dec 14, 200919m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
Episode 12
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jan 11, 201022m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Episode 13
Yay, No Polyps!
Jan 18, 201020m
TMDB rating 6.4TMDB
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
Episode 14
Crude and Uncalled For
Feb 1, 201021m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
Episode 15
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Feb 8, 201022m
TMDB rating 6.1TMDB
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
Episode 16
Tinkle Like a Princess
Mar 1, 201021m
TMDB rating 6.1TMDB
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
Episode 17
I Found Your Moustache
Mar 8, 201021m
TMDB rating 5.9TMDB
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Episode 18
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Mar 22, 201021m
TMDB rating 6.6TMDB
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
Episode 19
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Apr 12, 201018m
TMDB rating 6.5TMDB
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
Episode 20
I Called Him Magoo
May 10, 201021m
TMDB rating 6.3TMDB
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
Episode 21
Gumby with a Pokey
May 17, 201021m
TMDB rating 7.5TMDB
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
Episode 22
This Is Not Gonna End Well
May 24, 201021m
TMDB rating 6.2TMDB
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.