Two and a Half Men
Season 9
201124 episodes
A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.
Episode 1
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Sep 19, 201121m
TMDB rating 5.0TMDB
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
Episode 2
People Who Love Peepholes
Sep 26, 201121m
TMDB rating 5.3TMDB
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
Episode 3
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Oct 3, 201120m
TMDB rating 5.2TMDB
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
Episode 4
Nine Magic Fingers
Oct 10, 201121m
TMDB rating 4.9TMDB
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
Episode 5
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Oct 17, 201120m
TMDB rating 5.4TMDB
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
Episode 6
The Squat and Hover
Oct 24, 201121m
TMDB rating 5.1TMDB
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
Episode 7
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Oct 31, 201119m
TMDB rating 5.4TMDB
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
Episode 8
Thank You for the Intercourse
Nov 7, 201121m
TMDB rating 5.8TMDB
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
Episode 9
Frodo's Headshots
Nov 14, 201121m
TMDB rating 6.0TMDB
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
Episode 10
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Nov 21, 201121m
TMDB rating 5.3TMDB
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
Episode 11
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Dec 5, 201120m
TMDB rating 5.5TMDB
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
Episode 12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Dec 12, 201121m
TMDB rating 5.1TMDB
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
Episode 13
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Jan 2, 201220m
TMDB rating 5.2TMDB
Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
Episode 14
A Possum on Chemo
Jan 16, 201220m
TMDB rating 5.5TMDB
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
Episode 15
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Feb 6, 201221m
TMDB rating 5.3TMDB
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
Episode 16
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Feb 13, 201220m
TMDB rating 5.8TMDB
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
Episode 17
Not in My Mouth!
Feb 20, 201219m
TMDB rating 4.4TMDB
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
Episode 18
The War Against Gingivitis
Feb 27, 201221m
TMDB rating 5.1TMDB
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
Episode 19
Palmdale, Ech
Mar 19, 201221m
TMDB rating 4.9TMDB
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
Episode 20
Grandma's Pie
Apr 9, 201221m
TMDB rating 4.7TMDB
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
Episode 21
Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
Apr 16, 201221m
TMDB rating 5.8TMDB
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
Episode 22
Why We Gave Up Women
Apr 30, 201221m
TMDB rating 6.0TMDB
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
Episode 23
The Straw in My Donut Hole
May 7, 201221m
TMDB rating 5.2TMDB
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
Episode 24
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
May 14, 201221m
TMDB rating 5.8TMDB
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.