Roseanne
Season 8
199525 episodes
Episode 1
Shower the People You Love with Stuff
Sep 19, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
Episode 2
Let Them Eat Junk
Sep 26, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick.
Episode 3
Roseanne in the Hood
Oct 17, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box.
Episode 4
The Last Date
Oct 24, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.
Episode 5
Halloween: the Final Chapter
Oct 31, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "The Dead" portends an unexpected event: she's in labor.
Episode 6
The Fifties Show
Nov 7, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy housewife, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie's the wacky neighbor.
Episode 7
The Getaway, Almost
Nov 14, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.
Episode 8
The Last Thursday in November
Nov 21, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners.
Episode 9
Of Mice and Dan
Nov 28, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.
Episode 10
Direct to Video
Dec 5, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book; and Mark cooks dinner for the Conner clan.
Episode 11
December Bride
Dec 12, 199523m
TMDB rating 10.0TMDB
Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.
Episode 12
The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
Jan 2, 199623m
TMDB rating 10.0TMDB
Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.
Episode 13
The White Sheep of the Family
Jan 9, 199623m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impress a girl who plays tuba in the school band. Meanwhile, Darlene alienates everyone by mentioning that she has turned down a $500/week job in advertising, an entry level position that would pay her more than both her parents earn.
Episode 14
Becky Howser, M.D.
Jan 16, 199623m
TMDB rating 10.0TMDB
Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage.
Episode 15
Out of the Past
Feb 6, 199623m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.
Episode 16
Construction Junction
Feb 13, 199623m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the internet and becomes addicted.
Episode 17
We're Going to Disney World (1)
Feb 20, 199623m
TMDB rating 10.0TMDB
The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
Episode 18
Disney World War II (2)
Feb 27, 199623m
TMDB rating 10.0TMDB
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.
Episode 19
Springtime for David
Mar 12, 199623m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.
Episode 20
Another Mouth to Shut Up
Mar 26, 199623m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day.
Episode 21
Morning Becomes Obnoxious
Apr 9, 199623m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
After an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook" -- and with Jackie as her manager.
Episode 22
Ballroom Blitz
Apr 30, 199623m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.
Episode 23
The Wedding
May 7, 199623m
TMDB rating 10.0TMDB
Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.
Episode 24
Heart & Soul
May 14, 199623m
TMDB rating 8.7TMDB
Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.
Episode 25
Fights and Stuff
May 21, 199623m
TMDB rating 9.0TMDB
Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle.