Roseanne
Season 7
199426 episodes
Episode 1
Nine Is Enough
Sep 21, 199423m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing. Jackie moves out when Fred accuses her of smothering the baby; and Roseanne reveals that she has not caught Mark's flu.
Episode 2
Two for One
Sep 28, 199423m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.
Episode 3
Snoop Davey Dave
Oct 5, 199423m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.
Episode 4
Girl Talk
Oct 12, 199423m
TMDB rating 8.7TMDB
Dan, Mark, and Fred indulge in a little "girl talk" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the men's sexual preferences and dysfunctions.
Episode 5
Sleeper
Oct 19, 199423m
TMDB rating 8.7TMDB
David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J. tells Mark, who tries to beat up David; then David confesses the dream was really about Roseanne.
Episode 6
Skeleton in the Closet
Oct 26, 199423m
TMDB rating 5.6TMDB
Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soiree with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bev's hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.
Episode 7
Follow the Son
Nov 2, 199423m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy -- who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.
Episode 8
Punch and Jimmy
Nov 9, 199423m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about. Meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J. is being beaten up by a bully, and taking it out on David.
Episode 9
White Men Can't Kiss
Nov 16, 199423m
TMDB rating 10.0TMDB
D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.
Episode 10
Thanksgiving '94
Nov 23, 199423m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.
Episode 11
Maybe Baby
Nov 30, 199423m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision -- one she believes is hers alone to make.
Episode 12
The Parenting Trap
Dec 14, 199423m
TMDB rating 8.7TMDB
Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school. Meanwhile, to Roseanne's horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David's dimwitted new girlfriend.
Episode 13
Rear Window
Jan 4, 199523m
TMDB rating 5.6TMDB
The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan's bedroom. Meanwhile, Mark is so convinced that he is losing Becky to David that he asks Darlene for help.
Episode 14
My Name is Bev
Jan 11, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.7TMDB
After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolve of sobriety on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan's keg party.
Episode 15
Bed and Bored
Feb 1, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.
Episode 16
Sisters
Feb 8, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.
Episode 17
Lost Youth
Feb 15, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.
Episode 18
Single Married Female
Feb 22, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.
Episode 19
The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)
Mar 1, 199523m
TMDB rating 10.0TMDB
Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via her crystal ball. In the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a psychiatrist.
Episode 20
The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)
Mar 1, 199523m
TMDB rating 10.0TMDB
The "Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon" visits Roseanne.
Episode 21
Husbands and Wives
Mar 22, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.
Episode 22
Happy Trailers
Mar 29, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance. Meanwhile, a tipsy neighbor drops by to put out the trailer park welcome mat.
Episode 23
The Blaming of the Shrew
May 3, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.7TMDB
Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit a therapist to save their marriage.
Episode 24
The Birds and the Frozen Bees
May 10, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she doesn't take her mom's advice and act fast.
Episode 25
Couch Potatoes
May 17, 199523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.
Episode 26
Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
May 24, 199523m
A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure. Dan becomes the Skipper, Leon becomes Mr. Howell, Bev becomes Mrs. Howell, Jackie becomes Gilligan, Darlene becomes Maryanne, and Roseanne becomes Ginger.