M*A*S*H
Season 9
198020 episodes
Episode 1
The Best of Enemies
Nov 17, 198025m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
On his way to some R&R in Tokyo, a North Korean soldier forces Hawkeye to perform an emergency roadside operation on his buddy.
Episode 2
Letters
Nov 24, 198025m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. Margaret writes about how there are some patients she will never forget, whilst the Colonel tells of his days as 'Hoops' Potter. Hawkeye: "Dear Ronnie, it's a shame to let the love you have for your brother turn to hate for others. Hate makes war, and war is what killed Keith. I understand how you feel. Sometimes I hate myself for being here. But sometimes in the midst of all this insanity, the smallest thing can make my being here seems worthwhile. Maybe the best answer I have for you is that you look for good wherever you can find it."
Episode 3
Cementing Relationships
Dec 1, 198025m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs.
Episode 4
Father's Day
Dec 8, 198025m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the general who it belongs to is really steamed.
Episode 5
Death Takes a Holiday
Dec 15, 198025m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.
Episode 6
A War for All Seasons
Dec 29, 198025m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on which baseball team will win the pennant.
Episode 7
Your Retention Please
Jan 5, 198125m
TMDB rating 7.8TMDB
Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year hitch. Meanwhile, a male nurse has a gripe against the army.
Episode 8
Tell It to the Marines
Jan 12, 198125m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter.
Episode 9
Taking the Fifth
Jan 19, 198125m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller.
Episode 10
Operation Friendship
Jan 26, 198125m
TMDB rating 7.7TMDB
Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast.
Episode 11
No Sweat
Feb 2, 198125m
TMDB rating 7.7TMDB
Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th.
Episode 12
Depressing News
Feb 9, 198125m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.
Episode 13
No Laughing Matter
Feb 16, 198125m
TMDB rating 7.7TMDB
Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th. Charles: "I will not, even for a return to that pearl of the Orient, Tokyo, lie to protect you while destroying a friend's career."
Episode 14
Oh, How We Danced
Feb 23, 198125m
TMDB rating 7.7TMDB
Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J.
Episode 15
Bottoms Up
Mar 2, 198125m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires.
Episode 16
The Red/White Blues
Mar 9, 198125m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure.
Episode 17
Bless You, Hawkeye
Mar 16, 198125m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady.
Episode 18
Blood Brothers
Apr 6, 198125m
TMDB rating 7.7TMDB
Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried about the impending visit of a Cardinal.
Episode 19
The Foresight Saga
Apr 13, 198125m
TMDB rating 6.8TMDB
The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar.
Episode 20
The Life You Save
May 4, 198125m
TMDB rating 7.8TMDB
After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities.