Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Season 1
200850 episodes
Episode 1
Super Mario Rescues the Princess
Sep 10, 20082m
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
Episode 2
A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
Sep 10, 20081m
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
Episode 3
Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
Sep 15, 20081m
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
Episode 4
Adopted
Sep 21, 20082m
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
Episode 5
A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Sep 29, 20081m
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
Episode 6
Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
Oct 3, 20081m
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
Episode 7
A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Oct 13, 20082m
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
Episode 8
Cat Staff Meeting
Oct 19, 20081m
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
Episode 9
Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
Oct 26, 20081m
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
Episode 10
Marital Troubles
Nov 2, 20081m
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
Episode 11
Jeff Goldblum Wafers
Nov 9, 20081m
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
Episode 12
Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
Dec 22, 20081m
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
Episode 13
The Frog Prince
Dec 30, 20081m
The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
Episode 14
Monkeys Talk About Religion
Jan 6, 20091m
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
Episode 15
Mountain Climber
Jan 12, 20091m
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
Episode 16
Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
Jan 18, 20091m
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
Episode 17
Mad Cow Disease
Jan 27, 20091m
A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
Episode 18
The Bartender Says...
Feb 5, 20091m
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
Episode 19
Backstage with Bob Dylan
Feb 17, 20091m
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
Episode 20
Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
Feb 24, 20091m
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
Episode 21
Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Apr 21, 20091m
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
Episode 22
Things You Never Hear
May 23, 20092m
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
Episode 23
A Trip to the Psychiatrist
Jun 12, 20091m
A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
Episode 24
AIDS Patient Zero
May 12, 20092m
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
Episode 25
Name That Animal Penis!
May 12, 20092m
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
Episode 26
Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
May 12, 20092m
Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
Episode 27
Sex with... #1
May 12, 20091m
A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist
Episode 28
A Fat Guy Working Out
May 12, 20091m
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
Episode 29
A Gay Knight
May 12, 20091m
A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
Episode 30
A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
May 12, 20091m
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
Episode 31
Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
May 12, 20093m
Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
Episode 32
Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
May 12, 20092m
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
Episode 33
Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
May 12, 20091m
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
Episode 34
He Who Lives in a Glass House...
May 12, 20092m
A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
Episode 35
Sex with... #2
May 12, 20091m
Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime
Episode 36
Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
May 12, 20091m
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
Episode 37
The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
May 12, 20092m
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
Episode 38
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
May 12, 20091m
To have sexual relations with your mother.
Episode 39
Sex with... #3
May 12, 20091m
The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep
Episode 40
Dirty Vaudeville
May 12, 20091m
Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
Episode 41
Fat Jesus
May 12, 20092m
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
Episode 42
Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
May 12, 20091m
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
Episode 43
The Sneeze Throw-Up
May 12, 20091m
Exactly what it says on the tin...
Episode 44
The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
May 12, 20091m
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
Episode 45
Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
May 12, 20091m
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
Episode 46
Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
May 12, 20091m
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
Episode 47
Small Talk with Aunt Helen
May 12, 20091m
Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
Episode 48
Marie Antoinette's Notepad
May 12, 20091m
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
Episode 49
Sheep Shearing
May 12, 20092m
A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
Episode 50
What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
May 12, 20091m
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.