Squidbillies
Season 5
201010 episodes
Episode 1
Need for Weed
May 16, 201011m
The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings Widespread Panic to Dougal County.
Episode 2
The Many Loves of Early Cuyler
May 23, 201011m
Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.
Episode 3
Dead Squid Walking
May 30, 201011m
Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.
Episode 4
Young, Dumb and Full of Gums
Jun 6, 201011m
Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.
Episode 5
Holodeck Redneck
Jun 13, 201011m
The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)
Episode 6
Frivolacious Squidigation?
Jun 20, 201011m
Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.
Episode 7
Fatal Distraction
Jun 27, 201011m
Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.
Episode 8
Clowny Freaks
Jul 4, 201011m
Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.
Episode 9
Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine
Jul 11, 201011m
Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.
Episode 10
America: Why I Love Her
Jul 18, 201022m
A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.