Squidbillies
Season 3
200820 episodes
Episode 1
Webnecks
Jan 20, 200811m
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
Episode 2
Beast Implants
Jan 27, 200811m
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
Episode 3
Tween Steam
Feb 3, 200811m
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
Episode 4
Wing Nut
Feb 10, 200811m
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
Episode 5
Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
Feb 17, 200811m
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
Episode 6
Earth Worst
Feb 24, 200811m
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
Episode 7
The Good One
Mar 2, 200811m
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
Episode 8
Sharif
Mar 9, 200811m
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
Episode 9
Condition: Demolition!
Mar 16, 200811m
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
Episode 10
The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
Mar 23, 200811m
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
Episode 11
The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
Apr 6, 200811m
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
Episode 12
Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Apr 13, 200811m
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
Episode 13
Armageddon It On!
Apr 20, 200811m
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
Episode 14
Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
Apr 27, 200811m
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
Episode 15
Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
May 4, 200811m
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
Episode 16
An Officer and a Dental Dam
May 11, 200811m
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
Episode 17
The Okaleechee Dam Jam
May 18, 200811m
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
Episode 18
Pile M for Murder
May 25, 200811m
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
Episode 19
Mud Days and Cornfused
Jun 1, 200811m
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
Episode 20
Krystal, Light
Jun 8, 200811m
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.