The Osbournes
Season 2
200222 episodes
Episode 1
Catching Up with the Osbournes
Nov 5, 2002
TMDB rating 7.7TMDB
Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives.
Episode 2
What Goes Up...
Nov 26, 2002
TMDB rating 5.5TMDB
Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.
Episode 3
Must Come Down
Dec 3, 2002
TMDB rating 5.5TMDB
Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.
Episode 4
The Ozz Man and the Sea
Dec 10, 2002
TMDB rating 6.5TMDB
While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.
Episode 5
Beauty and the Bert
Dec 17, 2002
TMDB rating 6.5TMDB
Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.
Episode 6
Smells Like Teen Spirits
Jan 7, 2003
TMDB rating 6.5TMDB
Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves their parents thoroughly unimpressed.
Episode 7
Meow Means No!
Jan 14, 2003
TMDB rating 6.5TMDB
Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.
Episode 8
It's a Hard Knock Life
Jan 21, 2003
TMDB rating 6.0TMDB
As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.
Episode 9
Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness
Jan 28, 2003
TMDB rating 6.5TMDB
Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to wear gloves and masks.
Episode 10
Viva Ozz Vegas
Feb 4, 2003
TMDB rating 6.5TMDB
The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday.
Episode 11
My Big Fat Jewish Wedding
Feb 11, 2003
TMDB rating 6.5TMDB
Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic about the preparations.
Episode 12
What a Boy Wants
Jun 10, 2003
TMDB rating 6.0TMDB
Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.
Episode 13
Flea's a Crowd
Jun 17, 2003
TMDB rating 6.5TMDB
A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable.
Episode 14
Run Ozzy Run
Jun 24, 2003
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.
Episode 15
Fists of Fury
Jul 1, 2003
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.
Episode 16
Mama, I'm Staying Home
Jul 8, 2003
TMDB rating 6.5TMDB
With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.
Episode 17
Tennis Racket
Jul 15, 2003
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As sleepless nights mount, three of the Osbournes’ cats vanish without a trace, and Sharon begins to suspect foul play.
Episode 18
A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann
Jul 22, 2003
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.
Episode 19
Angler Management
Jul 29, 2003
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.
Episode 20
Bye Bye Babies
Aug 5, 2003
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.
Episode 21
Ozz Well That Ends Well
Aug 12, 2003
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.
Episode 22
The Osbourne Family Christmas Special
Dec 11, 2003
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
The Osbournes go all out for Christmas, throwing a star-studded holiday bash featuring cooking segments, carols, a visit from Santa, and their own offbeat take on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.