Late Show with David Letterman
Season 12
2004193 episodes
Episode 1
Jon Cryer, Chris Kentis, Renee Olstead
Aug 23, 2004
Dave points out that CBS is airng stock footage of a guy wresting an ostrich to compete with NBC's Olympic coverage; director Chris Kentis promotes Open Water; ""Still Standing"" star Renee Olstead performs a scorching rendition of ""Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby.""
Episode 2
Dennis Leary, Sam Easterson
Aug 24, 2004
Dave has difficulty explaining to Paul what exactly animal photographer Sam Easterson does; Dave shows another out-of-focus clip from the Olympics; Denis Leary promotes the FX hit drama ""Rescue Me.""
Episode 3
Paul Hamm, Josh Hartnett, Nick Cave
Aug 25, 2004
""CBS Mailbag"" features Dave getting friendly with U.S. Olympic volleyball stars Kerri Walsh & Misty May (bogus), Alan Kalter's ""You're Busted"" at Ranch 1, and New Jersey going ""Gay Crazy;"" gold medalist Paul Hamm visits.
Episode 4
Natalie Coughlin, Carla Gugino, Gavin DeGraw
Aug 26, 2004
Episode 5
Maureen Dowd, Tom Ryan
Aug 27, 2004
A man from Pennsylvania turns himself into a human jack o'lantern on ""Audience Show & Tell;"" ten U.S. Olympians present the Top Ten; political writer Maureen Dowd makes several alarming comments on the presidential election.
Episode 6
Carly Patterson, Jeff Foxworthy, LL Cool J
Aug 30, 2004
Osama bin Laden announces that he wants to replace Craig Kilborn as host of the Late Late Show; Dave celebrates 11 years at CBS with a timeline; Biff reports from the Republican National Convention, with a goal to hug as many ""Republican Babes"" as possible.
Episode 7
Farrah Fawcett, The Clarks
Aug 31, 2004
Episode 8
John McCain, Tom Russell
Sep 1, 2004
Episode 9
Tim Russert, Snow Patrol
Sep 2, 2004
Episode 10
Jane Pauley, Greg Giraldo
Sep 3, 2004
Jane Pauley promotes her new book, talk show, and bipolar disorder.
Episode 11
National Hollerin' Champions, Neve Campbell, Keane
Sep 6, 2004
Dave brags about working on Labor Day; like it does every year, a runaway taxi ruins the staff Labor Day barbecue (and runs over Alan); three National Hollerin' Champions do their thing; Neve Campbell; Keane performs ""Somewhere Only We Know.""
Episode 12
Regis Philbin, Hoobastank
Sep 7, 2004
At Hello Deli: Rupert selects a contestant to play the ""Late Show Heart Bypass Scramble;"" Regis promotes his new standards CD; Alan recaps his summer, with the usual results; Hoobastank performs ""Same Direction.""
Episode 13
Martin Short, Alan Jackson
Sep 8, 2004
""CBS Mailbag"" introduces Rupert's new ""girlfriend,"" answers the question, ""Does Dave ever sing?"" and features Alan's message to Hillary Clinton; Martin Short; ""Late Show Back to School Tips;"" Alan Jackson sings.
Episode 14
Ray Romano, Avril Lavigne
Sep 9, 2004
Biff spends the day at New York-Presbyterian Hospital with Dr. Lou Arrone; an educational segment with Alan and an animated rodent goes awry; Ray Romano talks about the final season of ""Everybody Loves Raymond;"" Avril Lavigne performs ""My Happy Ending.""
Episode 15
Drew Barrymore, Aron Ralston
Sep 10, 2004
Dave and Drew Barrymore discuss their long-dormant drinking problems; amputee Aron Ralston returns to the show to promote his new book.
Episode 16
John Kerry, Green Day
Sep 20, 2004
Dave comments on the CBS News scandal; John Kerry performs the Top Ten and gets grilled by Dave; Green Day performs ""American Idiot.""
Episode 17
Dr. Phil, Gary Sinise
Sep 21, 2004
Stand-ins for Dave and Dr. Phil stand in the gallows; in honor of a recent stunt on Oprah, everyone in the audience gets an automobile air freshener; Alan unintentionally admits that he's sexual dysfunctional.
Episode 18
Kelly Ripa, Annie Duke, Elvis Costello
Sep 22, 2004
Nobel prize winner Professor Robert A. Mundell reads aloud from Paris Hilton's book; Kelly Ripa; poker champion Annie Duke; Elvis Costello & the Imposters perform.
Episode 19
Stupid Human Tricks, Rob Lowe, Mos Def
Sep 23, 2004
Episode 20
Julianne Moore, Tom Dreesen
Sep 24, 2004
Episode 21
Queen Latifah, Jack Hanna
Sep 27, 2004
As it does every season, Alan's hair changes colors; Dave comments on Conan O'Brien's promotion to hosting The Tonight Show in 2009, then openly asks if he can go back to NBC to host Late Night; a Kodomo Dragon (courtesy of Jack Hanna) startles Dave.
Episode 22
John Goodman, Tom Waits
Sep 28, 2004
Dave mentions Paul's line of handbags again, while John Goodman promotes ""Father of the Pride"" and ""Center of the Universe.""
Episode 23
Joaquin Phoenix, Austin Stevens, Switchfoot
Sep 29, 2004
Live via satellite, Rupert plays bingo; Dave shows a photo of Harry shaking hands with one of the Stangel brothers; Tony ruins the ending of another movie En Espanol, then goes off on one of his trademark rants.
Episode 24
John Travolta, Tim Frisby, Pearl Jam
Sep 30, 2004
Episode 25
Richard Gere, Jason Randal
Oct 1, 2004
CBS Mailbag: Dave shows an ad for Martha Stewart's farewell show, then has a heart-to-heart with ""Pete Rose"" (Gerard); magician Jason Randal dazzles Dave with some card tricks.
Episode 26
Howard Dean, Franz Ferdinand
Oct 4, 2004
Dave has another rant about Jay Leno's five-year notice to NBC; an autumn in New York quiz; a still graphic acknowledges the passing of staffer Dorothy Chambers; Howard Dean shills for John Kerry; George Clarke's ""It's A Fact;"" Franz Ferdinand performs ""Take Me Out.""
Episode 27
Annette Bening, Bill O'Reilly
Oct 5, 2004
""Mount Late Show"" erupts repeatedly in the backdrop; a schoolmarm plays ""Would You Like to Touch the Meat?""; Mario Andretti presents the Top Ten.
Episode 28
Jamie Foxx, Davy Rothbart
Oct 6, 2004
Episode 29
Donald Trump, Brian Binnie, Minnie Driver
Oct 7, 2004
""Know Your Current Events;"" Donald Trump plays (and wins) ""Trump Or Monkey;"" SpaceShipOne pilot Brian Binnie; Minnie Driver sings ""Everything I've Got In My Pocket.""
Episode 30
Brooke Shields, Barry Sonnenfeld
Oct 8, 2004
During ""CBS Mailbag,"" Dave promotes the new Late Show newsletter, which includes an Alan Kalter centerfold; Brooke Shields visits; director-raconteur Barry Sonnenfeld returns to tell more amusing stories, and show samples of his martini art.
Episode 31
Melina Kanakaredes, Paul Teutul Sr. and Paul Teutul Jr., Ben Harper and the Blind Boys of Alabama
Oct 11, 2004
Episode 32
Laura Linney, Richard Lewis, The Wallflowers and Jordan Zevon
Oct 12, 2004
Live via satellite, Martha Stewart gets caught in a prison catfight; an NYU student plays ""Guess the Bulge"" at Hello Deli; Jordan Zevon (son of Warren) and The Wallflowers perform ""Lawyers, Guns, and Money.""
Episode 33
Jennifer Lopez, Sue Johanson
Oct 13, 2004
Dave has a new favorite phrase (""We must protect this house!"") while J.Lo promotes the remake of the Japanese romantic comedy Shall We Dance?
Episode 34
Billy Crystal, Ralph Nader
Oct 14, 2004
Episode 35
Tony Danza, Emma Roberts, Brian Regan
Oct 15, 2004
""CBS Mailbag"" with CBS holding auditions for Dave's replacement, George Clarke learning to play drums and Gerard Mulligan returning as ""George W. Bush;"" Tony Danza on his new talk show; Dave chats with Julia Roberts' niece Emma; Brian Regan does standup.
Episode 36
Jimmy Carter, Brandi Chastain, John Mellencamp
Oct 18, 2004
Episode 37
Jude Law, Ricky Gervais
Oct 19, 2004
Episode 38
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tony Kanaan, Sparta
Oct 20, 2004
Sarah Michelle Gellar plugs The Grudge; 2004 Indy Racing League Champion Tony Kanaan visits; Sparta performs.
Episode 39
Dustin Hoffman, Joss Stone
Oct 21, 2004
""Stump The Band;"" live via satellite, Martha Stewart gets caught in yet another catfight; Curt Schilling presents the Top Ten; Dustin Hoffman makes spit bubbles; Joss Stone performs.
Episode 40
Amy Sedaris, Tommy Lee
Oct 22, 2004
Dave's annual (and quite early) look at ""Halloween Costumes;"" George Clarke with a premature reminder about the end of Daylight Savings Time (Dave makes him down chocolate syrup); Amy Sedaris discusses her bunny and imaginary husband ""Ricky;"" Tommy Lee talks about his book, Tommy Land.
Episode 41
Johnny Damon, Anne Heche, The Donnas
Nov 1, 2004
Dave plugs his and Paul's (bogus) ""Decision 2004 Election Showdown Countdown Vote 2004 Democracy Corner"" for tomorrow night's election coverage; Rupert reports from St. Louis and Game 4 of the World Series; Johnny Damon recalls Boston's come-from-behind triumph; Anne Heche talks about parenthood and Birth; The Donnas perform ""Fall Behind Me.""
Episode 42
Tom Brokaw, Mischa Barton
Nov 3, 2004
Dave, Alan, Paul and George Clarke all comment on Bush's reelection; Tom Brokaw wishes Harry a happy first birthday; Dave flirts with Mischa Barton of ""The O.C."" to hide the fact that he's never seen the show.
Episode 43
Rosie Perez, Steven Wright
Nov 4, 2004
""Know Your Current Events;"" an 882 pound pumpkin is exploded on 53rd St.; Rosie Perez is tricked (once) by Dave into mentioning her Isuzu Trooper; Steven Wright.
Episode 44
Al Franken, Kristin Bell
Nov 5, 2004
""CBS Mailbag;"" Al Franken explains the Electoral College to Dave; Kristen Bell visits; Project Bandaloop's performance is postponed because of heavy rain in Manhattan.
Episode 45
Tom Hanks, Nelly
Nov 8, 2004
The annual run-through by NYC Marathon winners; Ball State University sophomore Ryan Carney adds to his Late Show tattoo collection; Tom Hanks on Scottish Mexican food, vomiting and The Polar Express; Nelly.
Episode 46
Salma Hayek, Sebastian Bourdais, Jimmy Eat World
Nov 9, 2004
Episode 47
Pierce Brosnan, Nigella Lawson, Renee Fleming
Nov 10, 2004
Episode 48
Matthew Broderick, Rosario Dawson, Los Lonely Boys
Nov 11, 2004
Episode 49
Paul Reubens, Evangeline Lilly, Project Bandaloop
Nov 12, 2004
During Mailbag, Rupert admits to learning how flirt with women from Bill O'Reilly; Canadian-born TV actress Evangeline Lilly hugs Paul; after a one-week holdover, Project Bandaloop finally trapezes around the building.
Episode 50
Jerry Seinfeld, Jamie Oliver
Nov 15, 2004
Episode 51
Nicolas Cage, Jason Alexander, Morrissey
Nov 16, 2004
Dave experiments with new camera angles by sitting on the edge of his desk; live in the green room, we meet a man who has collected pennies for over thirty years and amassed a fortune of roughly $28; Dave and Nicholas Cage talk about motorcycles.
Episode 52
Renee Zellweger, Chris Raxworthy
Nov 17, 2004
Episode 53
Howard Stern, Alanis Morissette
Nov 18, 2004
Dave shows a faux ad for a 1,420-calorie cheeseburger at Hardee's (""Warning: Do Not Eat""); Howard Stern likens himself to Oprah; Alanis Morissette performs ""Knees of My Bees.""
Episode 54
Tom Brady, Damien Fahey
Nov 19, 2004
Episode 55
Stupid Pet Tricks, Colin Farrell, The Walkmen
Nov 22, 2004
Episode 56
Kevin Spacey, Ben Roethlisberger, Streb
Nov 23, 2004
A telenovela catfight turns into a Pistons-Pacers basketball game; Rupert and a woman from Alabama drop fake turkeys off the top of the theater; Pittsburgh Steelers wonderkind Ben Roethlisberger participates in the latest Late Show QB Challenge.
Episode 57
Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Bateman, Marilyn Manson
Nov 24, 2004
In honor of Thanksgiving, Dave detonates a cannon filled with stuffing; Whoopi Goldberg promotes her one-woman Broadway show; Marilyn Manson performs the Depeche Mode classic ""Personal Jesus.""
Episode 58
Natalie Portman, John Mayer
Nov 25, 2004
Via satellite from Indianapolis: The annual Thanksgiving pie-guess with Dave's mom (and dinner guest Marv Albert); Natalie Portman talks about an earlier Thanksgiving day LS appearance and plugs Closer; a Late Show Turkey Recall Announcement; John Mayer performs.
Episode 59
Barack Obama, Jessica Biel
Nov 26, 2004
During Mailbag, CBS suit Vinnie Favale announces a stricter policy on vulgarity on the network that may work to Dave's disadvantage; Senator-elect Barack Obama radiates charm and confidence while discussing politics; Dave and Jessica Biel swap stories about their dogs.
Episode 60
Matt Damon, Lance Armstrong
Nov 29, 2004
Tonight's ""Spanish Soap Opera Highlight of the Night"" seems to include a round of ""Got Your Nose,"" while Twiggy the Waterskiing Squirrel does a demonstration out on 53rd Street.
Episode 61
Alec Baldwin, Ken Jennings
Nov 30, 2004
Episode 62
Stupid Human Tricks, Noah Wylie, Sum 41
Dec 1, 2004
Episode 63
Sharon Reed, Tyra Banks, Lyle Lovett
Dec 2, 2004
""Stump the Band"" continues to mystify Paul and company; Dave chats with Sharon Reed, the Ohio-based TV reporter who stripped naked for a Spencer Tunick project; Lyle Lovett performs ""In My Own Mind.""
Episode 64
Bonnie Hunt, Alex Zanardi
Dec 3, 2004
Episode 65
Jim Carrey, Ashanti
Dec 13, 2004
As they do every year, Rupert, Joe G, Mujibur, and Sirajul place their edible ""angel"" on top of the Late Show Christmas tree; Jim Carrey discusses ab-crunches; Alan flips out while singing ""The Little Drummer Boy""; Ashanti performs ""Only U.""
Episode 66
Cate Blanchett, Craig Ferguson, The Pixies
Dec 14, 2004
Episode 67
Adam Sandler, Sharon Ice
Dec 15, 2004
Adam Sandler promotes Spanglish and performs his rendition of Warren Zevon's ""Werewolves of London;"" Shannon Eis with a look at new toys for the holidays.
Episode 68
Kate Beckinsale, Ciara and Missy Elliot
Dec 16, 2004
""America's Next Top Model"" winner Eva presents the Top Ten; Kate Beckinsale pushes The Aviator; Ciara performs with Missy Elliott.
Episode 69
Jeff Goldblum, Terrell Owens
Dec 17, 2004
Episode 70
Bill Murray, Kaki King
Dec 20, 2004
Episode 71
Dennis Quaid, Rusty Wallace, Kaki King
Dec 21, 2004
Episode 72
Kristin Johnson, Tom Dreesen
Dec 22, 2004
Dave's monologue is interupted by a surprise appearance from Billy Crystal (promoting the one-man Broadway show ""700 Sundays""); Dave introduces ""The Nog-Cam;"" 10 carolers present the Top Ten; Broadway star Kristen Johnston opens up to Dave about her recent mugging; Tom Dreesen tells another story about opening for Frank Sinatra.
Episode 73
Regis Philbin, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love
Dec 23, 2004
Episode 74
Hilary Swank, Andy Dick, Green Day
Jan 3, 2005
Dave wishes everyone a happy new year, then accentuates his goals for 2005 (he plans to use the word ""snarky"" more often); ""Biff Henderson: Pollster"" roams the streets once more; Hilary Swank plugs Million Dollar Baby; Andy Dick talks about his crabs; Green Day performs ""Boulevard of Broken Dreams.""
Episode 75
Ethan Hawke, Maria Menounos, Alicia Keys
Jan 4, 2005
Episode 76
Kiefer Sutherland, Marv Albert, The Black Keys
Jan 5, 2005
Episode 77
Michael Keaton, Jamie Lynn Spears
Jan 6, 2005
Episode 78
Kevin Bacon, Caroline Rhea, Wilco
Jan 7, 2005
A shocking message from Dubya; Dave contines his use of all the following: carbs, steroids and the word ""snarky;"" ""Celebrity Resolutions"" goes straight into the dumper; Alan's new show, ""Desperate House Gal;"" Kevin Bacon; Caroline Rhea; Wilco performs ""Late Greats.""
Episode 79
Samuel L. Jackson, Amy Poehler, B.B. King
Jan 10, 2005
Episode 80
Randy Johnson, Aisha Tyler, Razorlight
Jan 11, 2005
Episode 81
Rudolph Giuliani, Daniel Banks
Jan 12, 2005
Rudy Giuliani talks baseball; 11-year-old percussion prodigy Daniel Banks hits the skins; Dave's stand-in finally gets his moment in the spotlight.
Episode 82
Marge Helgenberger, Ryan Seacrest, My Chemical Romance
Jan 13, 2005
Episode 83
Amy Sedaris, Andy Kindler
Jan 14, 2005
Amy Sedaris laments the death of her imaginary boyfriend; Andy Kindler performs stand-up.
Episode 84
Jack Hanna, Teri Polo
Jan 17, 2005
Dave calls up Patriots fan -- and ""D Fence"" guy -- Gary Wren, who drops an ""F bomb;"" Rupert learns karate at Tiger Schulmann's; the always on edge Jack Hanna with animals; Alan admits to being jealous of Jack Hanna, then has another hissy fit (and drops an ""F bomb""); Teri Polo on her experiences making Meet The Fockers.
Episode 85
Ice Cube, Chris Russo, Interpol
Jan 18, 2005
Episode 86
Harvey Fierstein, Regina King, Steven Van Zandt, ... And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
Jan 19, 2005
Episode 87
Robert Downey Jr., Nicole Richie
Jan 20, 2005
""Stump The Band;"" Dave shows off his ""baby Borg"" trophy; Robert Downey, Jr. instructs Dave on the finer points of bil jee and performs a song from his new CD; Nicole Richie plugs ""The Simple Life: Interns.""
Episode 88
Jerry Lewis, Sophia Bush
Jan 21, 2005
""Late Show Week in Review"": On a special episode of the controversial Fox show ""Who's Your Daddy?"" the contestant's biological father pummels an amorous Alan; Dave discusses the art of comedy with legendary funnyman Jerry Lewis.
Episode 89
Peter Lassally, Doc Severinson
Jan 31, 2005
Dave's first new show following the death of Johnny Carson is an hour-long tribute, featuring clips of Johnny's appearances on both ""Late Show"" and ""Late Night,"" and the ""Tonight Show"" clip of Johnny stealing Dave's pickup truck; longtime ""Tonight"" producer Peter Lassally; former ""Tonight"" bandleader Doc Severinsen and former NBC Orchestra members Tommy Newsom and Ed Shaughnessy perform one of Johnny's favorite songs, ""Here's That Rainy Day.""
Episode 90
Debra Messing, Peyton Manning
Feb 1, 2005
Episode 91
Patricia Heaton, John Witherspoon, Gibson/Baldwin Grammy Jazz Ensembles
Feb 2, 2005
Episode 92
Elton John, Eva Mendes
Feb 3, 2005
Episode 93
Al Franken, Matthew Fox, Nanci Griffith
Feb 4, 2005
Episode 94
Will Smith, Tom Brady
Feb 7, 2005
Episode 95
Kevin James, Aishwarya Rai, Three Doors Down
Feb 8, 2005
Dave shows ""actual"" footage of the Hubble Telescope; Bollywood superstar Aishwarya Rai promotes Bride and Prejudice; 3 Doors Down performs ""Let Me Go.""
Episode 96
David Hyde Pierce, Howie Day
Feb 9, 2005
Episode 97
Billy Crystal, Patrick Lawler
Feb 10, 2005
Episode 98
Paris Hilton, Bill Burr
Feb 11, 2005
During ""Week in Review,"" Alan previews the Grammys by singing Tone Luc's ""Wild Thing;"" ten divorce attorneys present the Top Ten; Dave eats a sample of Paris Hilton's new lipstick.
Episode 99
Dr. Phil, Unwritten Law
Feb 14, 2005
Episode 100
Kid Scientists, Keanu Reeves, Michael Buble
Feb 15, 2005
Episode 101
Kelly Ripa, Taye Diggs
Feb 16, 2005
Episode 102
Charlie Sheen, Tori Amos
Feb 17, 2005
Episode 103
Roseanne Barr, Rachel Weisz
Feb 18, 2005
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Episode 104
Stupid Pet Tricks, Bonnie Hunt
Feb 21, 2005
Competitive eater ""Crazy Legs"" Conti attempts to break the world's oyster-eating record in the lobby of The Ed; ""Stupid Pet Tricks"" features three dogs (none too crazy about the oysters); Bonnie Hunt remembers Johnny Carson (and tries an oyster).
Episode 105
Barbara Walters, Rachel Bilson, Kings of Leon
Feb 22, 2005
Dave demands to be grilled on the annual Barbara Walters Oscar special, but only if he does the interview with Oprah by his side; ""Harold Larkin's Sidewalk Idol"" searches for the next great singing talent; Kings of Leon perform ""The Bucket.""
Episode 106
Michael J. Fox, Amanda Bynes
Feb 23, 2005
Giant rats attack Christo's Gates; Dave comes up with a number of synonyms for inhaling marijuana; Alan editorializes on President Bush, only to float toward promoting a bootleg sex tape he made in 1989.
Episode 107
John Travolta, Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon
Feb 24, 2005
Episode 108
Ricky Gervais, Rachel Ray
Feb 25, 2005
""Late Show Week in Review"": Dubya (mis)pronounces ""nuclear"" five different ways, while a Flashdancers employee dances around one of Christo's Gates. Also, Lego expert Nathan Sawaya creates a brick portrait of Biff.
Episode 109
The Rock, Solomon Burke
Feb 28, 2005
Snowmobiling great Jay Quinlan performs stunts on 53rd Street; actor-cum-wrester Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnston promotes Be Cool; Solomon Burke blows the roof off The Ed with a pair of songs.
Episode 110
Kirstie Alley, Kathleen Edwards
Mar 1, 2005
""Would You Like To Take A Ride On A Dog Sled?"" on 53rd Street; Kirstie Alley wants to become promiscuous and discusses her new show ""Fat Actress""; Alan has a stern word for Christo's wife Jeanne Claude; Kathleen Edwards performs.
Episode 111
Vin Diesel, Amos Lee
Mar 2, 2005
2004 Indianapolis 500 champion Buddy Rice with ""Top Ten Reasons I Love Racing;"" Vin Diesel talks about his dog, and his new film The Pacifier; Amos Lee sings.
Episode 112
Dan Rather, Poppy Montgomery
Mar 3, 2005
Episode 113
Bruce Willis, Greg Giraldo
Mar 4, 2005
Outgoing CBS anchorman Dan Rather looks back at his fifty years in broadcasting and the scandal that prematurely ended his career.
Episode 114
Ashton Kutcher, Al Green
Mar 14, 2005
Episode 115
Jimmy Fallon, Emily VanCamp, The Four Tops
Mar 15, 2005
Episode 116
Amanda Peet, Dean Kamazes
Mar 16, 2005
Dave is able to work the phrase ""needlessly circuitous"" into the interview with Amanda Peet, plus he admires her profile; Alan gives suggestive advice to Condoleeza Rice; Susan Hum refuses to give her picks for the Final Four tournament; marathon man Dean Karnazes discusses the joy of running.
Episode 117
Sandra Bullock, Gwen Stefani
Mar 21, 2005
Dave thanks the FBI and the Montana police for their efforts following a botched kidnapping involving his son last week; Pat Farmer celebrates ""March Madness"" by trying to duplicate his 90 foot drop shot into a goal on 53rd Street; Sandra Bullock doesn't talk about boyfriend Jesse James, but does plug Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous; ""Alan Kalter's Are You ****ing Kidding Me?"" takes a look at the Robert Blake verdict; Gwen Stefani discusses high school and performs ""Hollaback Girl"" with a drumline and sits down for a chat.
Episode 118
Jessica Alba, Brian Greene, Queens of the Stone Age
Mar 22, 2005
Jessica Alba plugs Sin City and performs a lasso demonstration with Dave; staffer Susan Hum is reluctant to explain string theory; Queens of the Stone Age perform ""Little Sister.""
Episode 119
P. Diddy, Erika Christensen
Mar 23, 2005
""On Sale Now"" (a variation on ""New Products"") includes room-temperature sushi and flammable curtains; Pat and Kenny read a transcript of an interview between Oprah and Kirstie Alley; Dave closes the show by promoting Japanese gum.
Episode 120
Queen Latifah, Seth McFarlane
Mar 28, 2005
Episode 121
Britany Murphy, Bob Sarlatte, The John Butler Trio
Mar 29, 2005
Episode 122
Penelope Cruz, Sarah Vowell, Kaiser Chiefs
Mar 30, 2005
Episode 123
Denzel Washington, Faith Evans
Mar 31, 2005
An audience member walks on her hands, wrap her legs around Dave, and pulls herself up; Dave shows a clip from the NBC soap ""Passions""; Denzel Washington discusses sailing and drinking large amounts of water.
Episode 124
Lisa Marie Presley, Ahmed Ibrahim, Jake Johannsen
Apr 1, 2005
Roof problems at the theater results in rainwater onstage; Dave worries over Dengue fever; ""Will It Float?"" hits a snag when a bucket of gumdrops topples over; matchmaking cabbie Ahmed Ibrahim brags about his abilities as an interceder.
Episode 125
Drew Barrymore, Charles Barkley
Apr 5, 2005
Episode 126
Show #2345
Apr 6, 2005
Dave explains how he cut his finger with a cheese grater, then confesses to having a great admiration for lesbians; in her first appearance on the show in 19 years, Jane Fonda discusses her marriage to Ted Turner and her infamous visit to Vietnam; Bloc Party performs ""Banquet.""
Episode 127
Show #2346
Apr 11, 2005
Dave and Paul are quizzed about tax exemptions; a bearded Robin Williams discusses everything from Dave's jury duty to welding; Martha Wainwright (sister of Rufus) performs ""When The Day Is Short.""
Episode 128
Mickey Rourke, Jason Randal
Apr 12, 2005
Episode 129
David Duchovny, Ray Lamontagne
Apr 13, 2005
One day after his 58th birthday, waffles are hucked at the audience. Quote Dave: ""Why do I need joke writers when I have waffles?"" Also, the Late Show recreates testimony from the Michael Jackson trial in which the ""King of Pop"" (Gerard) makes an ass of himself; the new Miss USA Chelsea Cooley delivers the Top Ten; David Duchovny promotes House Of D.; Ray Lamontagne performs.
Episode 130
Anthony LaPaglia, Ana Gasteyer, Mariah Carey
Apr 14, 2005
Episode 131
Kristin Chenowith, Johnny Lechner, Ludacris
Apr 15, 2005
A lucky motorist wins $100 worth of free gasoline, which is spent up in less than five seconds; Alan has another hissy fit, this time in a Michael Jackson costume; singer-actress Kristen Chenoweth discusses painkillers.
Episode 132
Farrah Fawcett, Martin Freeman
Apr 25, 2005
Episode 133
Hank Azaria, Jeff MacGregor
Apr 26, 2005
Tonight's clip from the NBC serial ""Passions"" features a monkey comforting a middle-aged woman; Dave meets the employees of Angelo's Pizza; Spamalot star Hank Azaria admits to Dave that he's a lousy dancer; author Jeff MacGregor discusses his year-long observational tour of the NASCAR circuit, and his subsequent book, Sunday Money.
Episode 134
Amy Sedaris, Daniel Tammet, LCD Soundsystem
Apr 27, 2005
Episode 135
Paris Hilton, Jo Frost
Apr 28, 2005
Episode 136
Teri Hatcher, Harry Hill
Apr 29, 2005
Cold opening: Dave runs into a nude (yet blurred) Teri Hatcher who's locked out of her dressing room; ""Late Show Week In Review"" with Vinnie Favale as Elvis, a SWAT team kitty and Alan with a bevy of hookers; ""Will It Float?"" (a bag of fertilizer...no); Teri talks about swimming with a whale; Harry Hill performs standup.
Episode 137
Martin Short, Elisha Cuthbert
May 2, 2005
Throughout the night, wax figures of celebrities that refuse to appear on the show are rolled onstage. One stagehand accidentally cops a feel on the Oprah statue, while Regis storms onstage to complain about his wax likeness.
Episode 138
Jennifer Lopez, Snoop Dogg
May 3, 2005
Episode 139
Orlando Bloom, Jack Hanna
May 4, 2005
Episode 140
Luke Wilson, Kasabian
May 5, 2005
Live via satellite, Dorothy Letterman performs the Top Ten; in honor of Cinco De Mayo, a city bus crashes into a giant pinata; Kasabian performs ""Club Foot.""
Episode 141
Stupid Human Tricks, Christina Applegate, Brian Regan
May 6, 2005
Like he does every Kentucky Derby weekend, Dave calls up Dave Johnson to hear him say ""...and down the stretch they come!""; Christina Applegate promotes the musical ""Sweet Charity"" and discusses a recent injury onstage; Brian Regan performs a stand-up routine about cholesterol and heartburn.
Episode 142
Will Ferrell, Robert Plant
May 9, 2005
Episode 143
Helen Hunt, Tom Dreesen
May 10, 2005
Episode 144
Priscilla Presley, Quentin Tarantino
May 11, 2005
Episode 145
Billy Crystal, Garbage
May 12, 2005
Episode 146
Samuel L. Jackson, Sting
May 13, 2005
Episode 147
Ray Ramono, Dave Matthews Band
May 16, 2005
Episode 148
Ben Stiller, Sherry Fairchild
May 17, 2005
Ben Stiller and Shelly Fairchild stop by. Also, Top Ten with Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.
Episode 149
Chris Rock, Nicollette Sheridan
May 18, 2005
Episode 150
Ellen Degeneres, Hot Hot Heat
May 19, 2005
Episode 151
David Arquette, Gordon Ramsey
May 20, 2005
Episode 152
Paul Newman, Danica Patrick, Adam Savage & Jamie Hyneman
May 23, 2005
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Episode 153
Adam Sandler, Reggie Miller, The Wallflowers
May 24, 2005
Episode 154
Kelly Ripa, Alexis Bledel, Ryan Adams & The Cardinals
May 25, 2005
Episode 155
Cedric the Entertainer, Dan Wheldon, The Black Eyed Peas
Jun 6, 2005
Cedric The Entertainer; Indianapolis 500 winner Dan Wheldon; musical guests The Black Eyed Peas.
Episode 157
Russel Crowe, Paul Anka
Jun 8, 2005
Russell Crowe; Paul Anka.
Episode 158
Katie Holmes, The Shout Out Louds
Jun 9, 2005
Katie Holmes; musical group Shout Out Louds.
Episode 159
Al Franken, Ellen Pompeo
Jun 10, 2005
Al Franken; Ellen Pompeo.
Episode 160
Nicole Kidman, Foo Fighters
Jun 13, 2005
Nicole Kidman; Foo Fighters.
Episode 161
Show #2380
Jun 14, 2005
Dan Aykroyd; Bill Scheft; musician Mike Doughty.
Episode 162
Show #2381
Jun 15, 2005
Denis Leary; Alanis Morissette.
Episode 163
Show #2382
Jun 16, 2005
BIll Clinton; Ringo Starr.
Episode 164
Show #2383
Jun 17, 2005
Mark Wahlberg; racing driver Juan Pablo Montoya.
Episode 165
Show #2384
Jun 20, 2005
Christopher Walken; U.S. Open golf champion Michael Campbell; musical guest Billy Corgan.
Episode 166
Show #2385
Jun 21, 2005
Lindsay Lohan; sports commentator Chris ""Mad Dog"" Russo.
Episode 167
Show #2386
Jun 22, 2005
Michael Keaton (""Herbie Fully Loaded""); author David Sedaris.
Episode 168
Show #2387
Jun 23, 2005
Tom Cruise (""War of the Worlds""); musical guest Ben Folds.
Episode 169
Show #2388
Jun 24, 2005
Tim Robbins promotes ""War of the Worlds;"" the Purina Junior Agility Dog Challgenge is briefly subjected to controversy; comedian Nick Griffin does stand-up.
Episode 170
Show #2389
Jun 27, 2005
Actor Jeff Goldblum; musical guests Sleater-Kinney.
Episode 171
Julian McMahon/Raul Midon/Piedmont Bird Callers
Jun 28, 2005
Piedmont Bird Callers; Julian McMahon (""Fantastic Four""); musician Raul Midon.
Episode 172
Tom Brokaw/Dakota Fanning
Jun 29, 2005
Tom Brokaw; actress Dakota Fanning.
Episode 173
Jennifer Connelly/Eels
Jun 30, 2005
Actress Jennifer Connelly; musical group Eels.
Episode 174
Episode #12.174
Jul 1, 2005
Michael Chiklis; comedian Gary Mule Deer; new summer toys with Shannon Eis.
Episode 175
Show #2394
Jul 18, 2005
Episode 176
Show #2395
Jul 19, 2005
Episode 177
Show #2396
Jul 20, 2005
Episode 178
Show #2397
Jul 21, 2005
Episode 179
Show #2398
Jul 22, 2005
Episode 180
John Cusack/The All-American Rejects
Jul 25, 2005
Episode 181
Show #2400
Jul 26, 2005
Episode 182
Kelly Preston/Jeff Altman/Aimee Mann
Jul 27, 2005
Kelly Preston, Jeff Altman and Aimee Mann
Episode 183
Bill Murray/Bettye LaVette
Jul 28, 2005
Episode 184
Show #2403
Jul 29, 2005
Episode 185
Lance Armstrong/Michael Ian Black
Aug 1, 2005
Episode 186
Show #2405
Aug 2, 2005
Episode 187
Show #2406
Aug 3, 2005
Episode 188
Show #2407
Aug 4, 2005
Episode 189
Show #2408
Aug 5, 2005
Episode 190
Show #2409
Aug 8, 2005
Episode 191
Show #2410
Aug 9, 2005
Episode 192
Show #2411
Aug 10, 2005
Episode 193
Show #2412
Aug 11, 2005
Episode 194
Show #2413
Aug 12, 2005