CollegeHumor Shorts
Season 9
201730 episodes
Episode 1
Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)
Jan 5, 20173m
If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.
Episode 2
The Horrors of Hungover Traveling
Jan 10, 20173m
Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.
Episode 3
Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)
Jan 12, 20174m
The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.
Episode 4
I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?
Jan 13, 20173m
Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.
Episode 5
Dogs Are Practice Babies
Jan 17, 20173m
Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.
Episode 6
Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin
Jan 19, 20175m
Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.
Episode 7
How to Wash a Goddamn Dish
Jan 28, 20172m
Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.
Episode 8
Fake News Investigative Journalists
Feb 7, 20173m
The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.
Episode 9
Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)
Feb 17, 20173m
A party guest most foul.
Episode 10
Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating
Feb 17, 20173m
Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!
Episode 11
Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard
Mar 3, 20174m
When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.
Episode 12
Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors
Mar 8, 20172m
Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?
Episode 13
5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes
Mar 9, 20172m
Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.
Episode 14
Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)
Mar 23, 20174m
Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.
Episode 15
We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!
Apr 1, 20173m
I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!
Episode 16
Music Festival Boot Camp
Apr 14, 20175m
You can’t handle the merch booth.
Episode 17
It’s Technically a Meal
May 13, 20174m
It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?
Episode 18
Eating with Your Rich Friends
Apr 20, 20174m
I’ll have the “corking fee”.
Episode 19
Just Let the World Die
Apr 29, 20174m
Take that, student loans!
Episode 20
An Honest Call with Your Bank
May 4, 20173m
Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.
Episode 21
Sleepovers When You’re Gay
Jun 20, 20174m
Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.
Episode 22
The Straightest Dude Ever
Jun 27, 20174m
He eats lighters.
Episode 23
The Relationship Simulator Bed
May 27, 20174m
What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?
Episode 24
Date with a Fast Food Burger
May 25, 20173m
Boy meets grill.
Episode 25
I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be
Jun 18, 20174m
Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?
Episode 26
Porn, but for Crying
Jun 22, 20173m
Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.
Episode 27
These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing
Aug 3, 20173m
Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?
Episode 28
Hinting That You’re Also into Guys
Aug 12, 20174m
Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.
Episode 29
Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips
Aug 19, 20172m
New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!
Episode 30
Sorry My Car Is So Gross
Aug 22, 20173m
Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!