CollegeHumor Shorts
Season 3
201131 episodes
Episode 1
Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)
Sep 1, 20114m
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
Episode 2
Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!
Sep 12, 20112m
Go ahead. Try this at home.
Episode 3
Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)
Sep 21, 20113m
It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.
Episode 4
Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool
Sep 27, 20113m
Retouching what you couldn’t touch.
Episode 5
We Are the 1%
Oct 24, 20113m
Minorities have it rough in this country.
Episode 6
Transformers in 1-D
Dec 15, 20112m
Also playing in zero-D.
Episode 7
In the Unlikely Event…
Nov 10, 20114m
They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.
Episode 8
The Ultimate Internet Love Song
Apr 5, 20114m
You meme the world to me.
Episode 9
The Twelve Beards of Christmas
Dec 19, 20114m
The beard makes the man.
Episode 10
Honest Holiday Card Song
Dec 21, 20113m
Sing a song of sadness.
Episode 11
The Meatball Sub 4S
Oct 17, 20111m
For all of you Steve Slobs out there.
Episode 12
The Student Film Awards
Feb 22, 20123m
The only real losers are the audience.
Episode 13
Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan
Feb 20, 20124m
Can Twilight save America?
Episode 14
The Clown Vote
Mar 5, 20126m
Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
Episode 15
My So-Called Homeland
Mar 14, 20123m
Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.
Episode 16
The Hunger Games Game
Mar 20, 20122m
The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
Episode 17
Skyrim Hoarders
Mar 28, 20123m
The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.
Episode 18
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Apr 1, 20123m
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
Episode 19
Big Dick Birth Defect
Apr 2, 20123m
The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.
Episode 20
In Your Head Yoga
Oct 31, 20113m
Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?
Episode 21
The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant
Apr 4, 20124m
Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.
Episode 22
Sex Talk
Dec 1, 20112m
Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.
Episode 23
Fantasy Football
Apr 5, 20123m
There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.
Episode 24
Starbucks CEO Revenge
Dec 20, 20112m
Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.
Episode 25
Wild American Eagle Models
Apr 11, 20123m
Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.
Episode 26
Grad School Scam
Jan 24, 20122m
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
Episode 27
Wish I Had a Portal Gun
Sep 20, 20113m
Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.
Episode 28
Facebook IPO Day
Feb 9, 20122m
More money, more privacy problems.
Episode 29
Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling
Mar 1, 20122m
When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.
Episode 30
Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins
Air date not announced2m
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!
Episode 31
Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins
Air date not announced2m
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!