CollegeHumor Shorts
Season 15
201930 episodes
Episode 1
Assassin’s New Years Resolutions
Jan 1, 20194m
Every year he says he’s going to get revenge, but then he gets “too busy”.
Episode 2
Your Sad Story Is Not the Same As Mine
Jan 8, 20204m
Pain is pain, unless your friends are trying to “relate” to you. They don’t know what pain is.
Episode 3
Caught Internet Stalking
Jan 17, 20203m
Medical records are so easy to find, it’s like they want us to look!
Episode 4
When All Your Friends Are in Relationships
Jan 24, 20204m
Have some sympathy for the singles in your friend group.
Episode 5
This Missing Person Is Too Embarrassing
Feb 7, 20205m
When someone goes missing, you just want to know they’re safe…and normal. Like, no weird pepperoni stuff.
Episode 6
Disney Parks: The Next Big Movie Franchise
Feb 12, 20204m
Can’t wait to see Monorail: Endgame next year!
Episode 7
Wine Experts Taste Dogshit Wine
Feb 19, 20204m
Sommeliers vs. some terriers.
Episode 8
Presidential Campaigns Are So Obsessed with Me!
Feb 26, 20203m
This “Bernie” guy keeps emailing me saying he “needs my help”! What a nutjob!
Episode 9
I Feel like Everyone Hates Me, an ICE Agent
Mar 4, 20203m
You stuff a FEW thousand kids into cages and suddenly everyone hates you???
Episode 10
I Didn’t Get Chlamydia from a Koala!
Mar 11, 20203m
Statistically, koalas are more likely to have chlamydia than people, sooooooooo…
Episode 11
Climate Change Is the Ultimate Birth Control
Mar 25, 20203m
The oncoming ecological apocalypse is the best way to make sure you don’t have kids!
Episode 12
College Essay Tips for School Shooting Survivors
Apr 23, 20204m
You survived a deadly shooting on school grounds - can you also survive applying for college?
Episode 13
When the Workout Instructor’s Music Sucks
May 14, 20205m
Spotify isn’t ready for a playlist THIS extreme.
Episode 14
How to Profile a House Plant Killer
May 28, 20203m
To hunt a killer, you first must understand their watering routine.
Episode 15
Just One Sec
Jun 25, 20205m
We can all have a little break, as a treat.
Episode 16
How to Fix Our Climate (so That I Can Take Long Showers)
Jun 29, 20203m
Everyone (except me) has a big sacrifice to make.
Episode 17
If There Were Fashion Shows for Exercise Clothes
Jul 20, 20204m
The hottest show in town for ugly shoes and too many straps.
Episode 18
iOS 14: More Rounded Boxes than Ever Before
Jul 21, 20203m
Only Apple knows how to think outside the box…by exclusively thinking within rounded ones.
Episode 19
The CollegeHumor Cast (and Also Kyle) Catches Up
Aug 3, 20204m
The gang gets back together to go through Lost & Found items, and also Kyle’s here (but just to watch).
Episode 20
Dropout Is a Netflix
Aug 10, 20205m
We love that the streaming industry has become a Who’s On First? riff.
Episode 21
Mystery Porn Sounds
Aug 17, 20205m
Can you solve this videoconference mystery?
Episode 22
Livin’ Mask Free (Music Video)
Sep 29, 20203m
A country anthem for our doomed country.
Episode 23
How Politicians Sound When Explaining COVID Rules
Oct 7, 20205m
Should you not dine indoors while sometimes wearing masks? Prossibly.
Episode 24
Why I’m Voting for Opposite Man
Oct 14, 20203m
Worried about the Opposite Man? Don’t worry - feel the opposite of that!
Episode 25
What Undecided Voters Look Like to Everyone Else
Oct 21, 20207m
Choose the pro. Be pro choice.
Episode 26
Every Terrible Thing Trump Has Done as President
Oct 28, 20202m
Well, not including everything he’s done since this video was uploaded, I guess.
Episode 27
If I Had the Money That Bezos Had
Dec 9, 20204m
A song about putting Jeff Bezos’ $200 billion fortune into context.
Episode 28
If Google Was a Guy: Quarantine Edition (3)
Dec 31, 20205m
Brian Huskey and CollegeHumor alumni are back for another quarantine-inspired “Google Is a Guy”.
Episode 29
Summit of the Subreddits
Apr 28, 20215m
Your upvote counts.
Episode 30
Tinder Profile Picture Day (Animated Edition)
May 26, 20213m
A picture is worth a thousand swipes.