Married... with Children
Season 3
198821 episodes
Episode 1
He Thought He Could
Nov 6, 198822m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.
Episode 2
I'm Going to Sweatland
Nov 20, 198822m
TMDB rating 6.9TMDB
Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.
Episode 3
Poke High
Nov 27, 198822m
TMDB rating 6.3TMDB
A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.
Episode 4
The Camping Show
Dec 11, 198822m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.
Episode 5
A Dump of My Own
Jan 8, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.
Episode 6
Her Cups Runneth Over
Jan 15, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.
Episode 7
The Bald and the Beautiful
Jan 29, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.
Episode 8
The Gypsy Cried
Feb 5, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.1TMDB
When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.
Episode 9
Requiem for a Dead Barber
Feb 12, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.1TMDB
Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.
Episode 10
Eatin' Out
Feb 19, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.7TMDB
The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.
Episode 11
My Mom, the Mom
Feb 26, 198922m
TMDB rating 6.4TMDB
Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.
Episode 12
Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me
Mar 19, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.
Episode 13
A Three Job, No Income Family
Mar 19, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.
Episode 14
The Harder They Fall
Mar 26, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.
Episode 15
The House That Peg Lost
Apr 9, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.
Episode 16
Married... with Prom Queen (1)
Apr 23, 198922m
TMDB rating 6.8TMDB
Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.
Episode 17
Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)
Apr 30, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?
Episode 18
The Dateless Amigo
May 7, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.
Episode 19
The Computer Show
May 14, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.
Episode 20
Life's a Beach
May 21, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.
Episode 21
Here's Lookin' at You, Kid
May 21, 198922m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.