Tyler Perry's House of Payne
Season 7
201182 episodes
Episode 1
Payneful Resolution Resolution
Mar 30, 201130m
CJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing
Episode 2
Growing Paynes
Mar 30, 201130m
Jazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.
Episode 3
Payne Protection
Apr 6, 201130m
Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.
Episode 4
Payneful Visit
Apr 6, 201130m
Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.
Episode 5
Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Apr 13, 201130m
After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.
Episode 6
Epic Fail
Apr 13, 201130m
Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget.
Episode 7
Praying for Attention
Apr 20, 201130m
Jazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.
Episode 8
Shout Out
Apr 20, 201130m
CJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.
Episode 9
Love Thy Neighbor
Apr 27, 201130m
The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.
Episode 10
Dream Girls
Apr 27, 201130m
A music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager.
Episode 11
A Payneful Night Out
May 4, 201130m
Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.
Episode 12
Payneful Assistance
May 4, 201130m
Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.
Episode 13
House of Awkward
May 11, 201130m
C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.
Episode 14
Brain Payne
May 11, 201130m
Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.
Episode 15
Foster Paynes
May 18, 201130m
Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.
Episode 16
Talented Paynes
May 18, 201130m
As Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show.
Episode 17
Going, Going, Gone
May 25, 201130m
Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.
Episode 18
Mother's Day Out
Jun 1, 201130m
Deshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.
Episode 19
So Hard to Say Goodbye
Jun 8, 201130m
Malik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. visits.
Episode 20
Payneful Rescue
Jun 15, 201130m
The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.
Episode 21
A Mother's Payne
Oct 21, 201130m
Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.
Episode 22
Up from the Ashes
Oct 21, 201130m
Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.
Episode 23
The Payne Gang
Oct 28, 201130m
Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.
Episode 24
The Gifted and the Grout
Oct 28, 201130m
DeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo.
Episode 25
Do the Fight Thing
Nov 4, 201130m
DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.
Episode 26
1096
Nov 4, 201130m
C.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.
Episode 27
Number Five's Fight
Nov 11, 201130m
After budget cuts force C.J. to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercations; Calvin and Miranda want to move upstairs.
Episode 28
The Best Surprise
Nov 11, 201130m
Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.
Episode 29
Working Paynes
Nov 18, 201130m
C.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.
Episode 30
Curtis Jefferson
Nov 18, 201130m
Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.
Episode 31
Dead Wrong
Nov 25, 201130m
Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.
Episode 32
The Rich and Payneless
Nov 25, 201130m
Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.
Episode 33
Mentoring Paynes
Dec 2, 201130m
Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.
Episode 34
Roommate Paynes
Dec 2, 201130m
C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments
Episode 35
Pledging Paynes
Dec 30, 201130m
Malik gets hazed.
Episode 36
Help Me, Ella
Dec 30, 201130m
Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.
Episode 37
Paynefully Fit
Jan 6, 201230m
Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.
Episode 38
Do the Hustle
Jan 6, 201230m
Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.
Episode 39
No More Payne
Jan 13, 201230m
Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.
Episode 40
God Bless the Paynes
Jan 13, 201230m
The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.
Episode 41
Do Or Die
Jan 20, 201230m
The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's
Episode 42
R.I.P - Rest In Payne
Jan 20, 201230m
Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down
Episode 43
Payneful Survival
Jan 27, 201230m
The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.
Episode 44
Payneful Recovery
Jan 27, 201230m
Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.
Episode 45
House of Nightmares
Feb 3, 201230m
Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.
Episode 46
In Payne
Feb 3, 201230m
A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.
Episode 47
Payback
Feb 10, 201230m
Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.
Episode 48
Daddy Day Scare
Feb 10, 201230m
C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.
Episode 49
Pills and Thrills
Feb 17, 201230m
Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.
Episode 50
Scars of Payne
Feb 17, 201230m
Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.
Episode 51
Payne vs. Payne
Feb 17, 201230m
Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.
Episode 52
Guess Who Came to Breakfast
Feb 17, 201230m
The family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.
Episode 53
House of Force Closure
Feb 12, 201230m
Calvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.
Episode 54
If It Ain't Broke
Feb 3, 201230m
Ella is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.
Episode 55
Neighborhood Crisis
Mar 9, 201230m
Malik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.
Episode 56
Down for the Count
Mar 12, 201230m
C.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.
Episode 57
Stop, Drop, and Roll
Apr 6, 201230m
C.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.
Episode 58
No Pass, No Play
Apr 6, 201230m
Malik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.
Episode 59
Payneful Injection
May 18, 201230m
Malik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.
Episode 60
Batter Up
May 18, 201230m
Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J.'s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.
Episode 61
Payneful Matrimony
May 25, 201230m
Malik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.
Episode 62
What You Know About Me
May 25, 201230m
C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.
Episode 63
Right Turn
Jun 1, 201230m
Curtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.
Episode 64
The Loan Ranger
Jun 1, 201230m
Malik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.
Episode 65
Payneful Divorce
Jun 8, 201230m
Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.
Episode 66
Up to the Challenge
Jun 8, 201230m
Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.
Episode 67
House of Sabotage
Jun 15, 201230m
Janine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.
Episode 68
Payneful Pop In
Jun 15, 201230m
Curtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.
Episode 69
House of OMG
Jun 22, 201230m
C.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.
Episode 70
Keep it Moving
Jun 22, 201230m
C.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.
Episode 71
Bake, Rattle and Roll
Jun 29, 201230m
Calvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.
Episode 72
Dodging Bullies
Jun 29, 201230m
Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.
Episode 73
Payneful Distance
Jul 6, 201230m
Calvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.
Episode 74
Not in the Cards
Jul 6, 201230m
Floyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.
Episode 75
All Work and No Play
Jul 20, 201230m
Calvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.
Episode 76
Amazing Matriarchs
Jul 20, 201230m
Ella receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.
Episode 77
The First Dance
Jul 27, 201230m
Jazmine ask CJ to go to the school dance with a boy.
Episode 78
The Invention of Trust
Jul 27, 201230m
Floyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.
Episode 79
Payneful Realization
Aug 3, 201230m
Calvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.
Episode 80
Trial and Tribulation
Air date not announced30m
Calvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.
Episode 81
The Call Back
Air date not announced30m
Curtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.
Episode 82
All's Well
Aug 10, 201230m
Calvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.