Portlandia
Season 7
201710 episodes
Episode 1
The Storytellers
Jan 5, 201722m
TMDB rating 6.8TMDB
Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. Nigel and Amy pitch an album release. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. A pediatrician invents a children's toy. The Weirdos discover the joys of Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Episode 2
Carrie Dates a Hunk
Jan 12, 201722m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Fred doesn't dig Carrie's hunky new beau. A new couple goes to therapy. Drew and Andy question, "What about men?". Melanie and Lars make the important choice to buy a rug.
Episode 3
Fred's Cell Phone Company
Jan 19, 201722m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Fred's new business may be more trouble than it's worth. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair that changes everything.
Episode 4
Separation Anxiety
Jan 26, 201722m
TMDB rating 6.8TMDB
Toni and Candace retire but there is still some unfinished business between them. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a new protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.
Episode 5
Amore
Feb 2, 201722m
TMDB rating 6.8TMDB
Fred has a marriage arranged. A couple opens a movie theater with a real at-home experience. A school hires a bully to teach children grit. A creepy guy keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.
Episode 6
Friend Replacement
Feb 9, 201722m
TMDB rating 6.8TMDB
Carrie looks for a new friend. Jill's office anxieties cause her to try a radical diet. Drew and Andy host a film festival. A scientist pitches the cure for modern life. Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.
Episode 7
Portland Secedes
Feb 16, 201722m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the United States. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Peter thinks he might be Banksy. Dave and Kath leave passive-aggressive notes on cars.
Episode 8
Ants
Feb 23, 201722m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record. "Time Tailors" evaluate a man's schedule. The eco-terrorists brainstorm how to make an impressive event entrance.
Episode 9
Passenger Rating
Mar 2, 201721m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating on a ride sharing app. A local actor teaches a boss how to fire employees. The National Small Talk Convention takes place. Sandra develops a close relationship with her customer service representative.
Episode 10
Misunderstood Miracles
Mar 9, 201722m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.