Distractible
Season 5
2025110 episodes
Mark, Bob, and Wade try doing this with even more arbitrary rules
Episode 1
Mark's One Man Show
Feb 21, 202558m
Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade.
Episode 2
When Was That Again?
Feb 23, 20251h 5m
When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?!
Episode 3
Who Want Million?
Feb 27, 20251h 10m
I want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.)
Episode 4
Right In The Sauce Box
Mar 2, 202559m
Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup.
Episode 5
Hide The Penny
Mar 7, 20251h 14m
For the price of one penny, you could have all the toy trains, crusty socks, and dead bodies imaginable!
Episode 6
September 10th
Mar 9, 20251h 15m
Keep your hands, arms, feet, Pokémon and Blockbuster cards inside Mark's time machine at all times. And remember, every action has an equal and opposite distraction.
Episode 7
Our Shirts Are Out
Mar 13, 202559m
A moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya, that bartender got the greatest e****ion you've ever seen in your entire life.
Episode 8
We've Never Done This Before
Mar 16, 202559m
Look at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob!
Episode 9
The Best, The Worst
Mar 20, 20251h 10m
For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst.
Episode 10
Illegal Advice Too
Mar 23, 20251h
This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough.
Episode 11
Faster or Slower?
Mar 27, 20251h 17m
Whether you like it fast or slow, Distractible is here to satisfy.
Episode 12
Animal Noises Too
Mar 30, 202557m
This episode is brought to you by Walmart Subscriptions. Groceries and essentials, delivered on repeat. Welcome to your Walmart. Old Mark-plier had another farm. E.
Episode 13
Distractible Travel Guide: Cincinnati
Apr 3, 20251h 11m
The dudes are bringing it back home with this one.
Episode 14
Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)
Apr 6, 20251h 5m
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD, large quantities of beans and hyperventilation.
Episode 15
Slice of Life
Apr 10, 20251h 10m
The Distractible Time Machine™ is still running, and this time Wade is in the driver's seat.
Episode 16
Even More Broken News
Apr 13, 202556m
The internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever.
Episode 17
Wade Screws Up At 47 Minutes
Apr 17, 20251h 1m
Wade may have screwed up, but at least he's got the voice of an absolute angel.
Episode 18
The Perfecter Crime
Apr 20, 20251h 10m
Orange Is The New Distract.
Episode 19
Dippy Dawg Does Dunkirk
Apr 24, 20251h 6m
The greatest public domain story ever told finally comes to the big screen.
Episode 20
The Even More Perfecter Crime
Apr 27, 20251h 32m
Markiplier presents, "A Heist with Bob & Wade."
Episode 21
Weird (Part 4)
May 1, 20251h 12m
Can Wade sneak his oozing and thronging weirdness past Mark and Bob?
Episode 22
Who Is Us?
May 4, 20251h 10m
All of the Distractible crossovers you've dreamt off, jam-packed into one episode!
Episode 23
idk, some "Q"s
May 8, 20251h 8m
W asks B & M some grade A "Q"s.
Episode 24
Three Word Sales Pitch
May 11, 20251h 3m
Just because we don't have merch right now, doesn't mean we still can't try to sell you stuff!
Episode 25
Mark's Big Dumb Word Game
May 15, 20251h 3m
Mark wreaks revenge and havoc on Bob and Wade for all those definitely, totally not deserved losses.
Episode 26
A Disgusting Episode
May 19, 20251h 4m
Well, that was gross...
Episode 27
Don't Get Me Started
May 22, 20251h 8m
Is Mark's masochism, Bob's parental instinct, and Wade's Scottish accent enough to take down 100 gorillas? And we're only getting started...
Episode 28
Peekaboo!
May 26, 202556m
Chef Wade is back in the kitchen serving up some more hot and steamy euphemisms, with a side of red onions and corn off the cob.
Episode 29
We Hate These States
May 29, 20251h 12m
The Yankee Doodle Daddies decide to do some long needed gerrymandering.
Episode 30
Bob's Small, Even Dumber Word Game
Jun 1, 20251h 4m
The guys play a word game so dumb, even a mechanic fixing Wade's plumbing could do it.
Episode 31
Somehow, Even More Broken News
Jun 5, 20251h 3m
The number one trusted news source for pregnant people, meat puppets, and parrots is back!
Episode 32
Sometimes We Just Chat
Jun 9, 20251h 6m
What's better than this? Guys being dudes.
Episode 33
They've Gone Too Far!
Jun 12, 20251h 7m
If the tech ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're Wade, in which case everything is broken.
Episode 34
Nah, I'd Win (Part 4)
Jun 15, 20251h 8m
Everyone's favorite role-playing game just got a whole lot more bald.
Episode 35
Sisyphean (Sis-uh-fee-uhn)
Jun 20, 20251h 24m
Bob and Wade must carry the weight of Mark's game on their shoulders.
Episode 36
Frog Sticks!
Jun 22, 20251h 8m
What do frogs, cluckin', Franz Ferdinand, and loud moans all have in common? Just ask Wade...
Episode 37
20 "Simple" Questions
Jun 26, 202549m
It's been quite some time since Bob last decided torture Mark and Wade with trivia. Let's fix that right now.
Episode 38
Gaming News
Jun 29, 20251h 9m
Three "expert" gamers share their "expertise" on the past, present, and future of the gaming world.
Episode 39
I Farted During This Episode
Jul 3, 202558m
How well do the guys know their own show? Also, do you smell something...
Episode 40
Fourth of Poo-ly
Jul 7, 202555m
What's more American than releasing a 4th of July special 3 days after the 4th of July?
Episode 41
I Miss The Old Distractible
Jul 10, 20251h 1m
I liked Distractible before it was cool.
Episode 42
I See Two Paths
Jul 13, 20251h 7m
Look no further, you've come to the right place to gain sacred knowledge about crows, plants, geese, and zombies.
Episode 43
Don't Google Pin Buttock
Jul 18, 20251h 15m
"Bard" Bob doth take Wadeiam Shakespeare and Markbeth out for a night at the theatre.
Episode 44
Wade Lied To Us
Jul 20, 20251h 13m
Can we ever really trust Wade though? Anyone with that amount of shine is sure to have his secrets.
Episode 45
I Miss The Old Distractible (Part 2)
Jul 24, 202557m
Back in my day, it used to cost only five cents to watch Mark, Bob, and Wade talk about maggots, beavers, and feces.
Episode 46
Oregon Trail
Jul 27, 20251h 41m
3 men, one trail, and a whole lot of dysentery and grandfather clocks.
Episode 47
Devil's Advocate (Part 2)
Jul 31, 20251h 3m
It's time for the devil once again to come collect what's owed to him: a strong argument.
Episode 48
Fourth of Poo-gust
Aug 3, 20251h 3m
The guys pop a squat and push out some topics for this steaming hot August episode.
Episode 49
Record Setting Guessing
Aug 7, 20251h 7m
Distractible has officially set the record for World's Best Dad, World's Baldest, and World's Shortest.
Episode 50
Size Matters
Aug 10, 202551m
Mark puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test to see how they can make famous quotes.
Episode 51
Hot Takes, Cold Truths
Aug 14, 202558m
Chef Wade Ramsay orders competitors Mark and Bob to the kitchen to cook up some cold-cut truths and sizzlin' hot takes.
Episode 52
Draw or Die
Aug 17, 202549m
Mark challenges Bob and Wade to draw for their lives in this Pictionary style game.
Episode 53
Hinged or Unhinged
Aug 21, 20251h 19m
No more monkey-ing around, we have bigger fish to fry... then place in the restaurant bathroom.
Episode 54
Legend of The Monkey's Paw
Aug 24, 20251h 5m
The curse of the monkey themed episodes continues to linger as Wade gives Mark and Bob some profound choices to make.
Episode 55
Hide The Penny (Part 2)
Aug 28, 20251h 8m
You know it's time to search for pennies when Mark strips down and Wade starts speaking French.
Episode 56
Drama Alarm
Aug 31, 20251h 4m
The Distractible hosts are ready to take down the other chart-topping podcasts and reclaim their rightful position to number one.
Episode 57
Legend of The Monkey's Paw (Part 2)
Sep 4, 202558m
Another unsolved mystery that started with $10,000 and ended in a knife fight.
Episode 58
What The Hell Is That?
Sep 7, 20251h 5m
Bob shares his big diction energy with Mark and Wade in his obscure word guessing game.
Episode 59
Anything Goes (Part 2)
Sep 11, 20251h 6m
Mark returns from his weekly hospital trip to warn us all about the dangers of eating vegetables.
Episode 60
Let's Get Deep
Sep 14, 20251h 21m
Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics.
Episode 61
Bob's One Man Show
Sep 18, 202549m
Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics.
Episode 62
For Folk's Sake
Sep 21, 202557m
The guys prove that being an adult doesn't keep spoopy characters from attacking if you're naughty.
Episode 63
Shame, Shame, Shame
Sep 25, 20251h 3m
A walk of atonement is in order for the long list of people that Mark, Bob, and Wade have deemed the most shameful.
Episode 64
The Pee Covered Episode
Sep 29, 202540m
The boys are finally back together again in Ohio, ready to let their streams of consciousness flow out in person. And from the looks of their streams, one of the guys is definitely allergic to Skyline, and another has a severe foot injury.
Episode 65
Wade Has An Interest
Oct 2, 202557m
What happens on the Distracti-couch, stays on the Distracti-couch.
Episode 66
A Harrowing Journey
Oct 5, 20251h 1m
Before Wade hosts a game of "Would You Rather," Mark proves that the journey from Ohio isn't always a happy one.
Episode 67
Three Sentence Horror Stories
Oct 9, 202548m
Make sure you got the scary tape handy, because you'll need to keep your hairs from standing after this spoopy episode.
Episode 68
In This Game... Only Letters, Friends
Oct 12, 20251h 5m
A Distractible episode is worth a thousand words.
Episode 69
The Cursed Episode
Oct 16, 20251h 5m
Wade continues to keep the spoopy season in gear by hosting a discussion about bald-chilling curses and legends.
Episode 70
The Oxford 3000
Oct 19, 20251h 13m
Bob returns with another word game that is guaranteed to absolutely destroy Mark and Wade's egos.
Episode 71
Nah, I'd Lose
Oct 23, 20251h 4m
Not all battles are worth winning.
Episode 72
World Record (Today)
Oct 26, 202554m
Hiii...
Episode 73
Viewer Discretion Is Advised
Oct 30, 202557m
View and listen with caution, because no amount of discretion is guaranteed to keep frog swallowing mouse nut babies at bay... especially tonight...
Episode 74
Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)
Nov 13, 202549m
He's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's bald or lacks height.
Episode 75
Please Laugh
Nov 16, 202548m
Listeners, you're responsible for this...
Episode 76
King of the Friend Zone
Nov 20, 202547m
Having a midlife crisis? Don't worry, the guys will make it all go away...
Episode 77
Wade's/Bob's/Mandy's Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)
Nov 24, 202552m
Step aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town.
Episode 78
Anything Goes (Part 3)
Nov 27, 202550m
Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes."
Episode 79
Get More Faster
Dec 7, 202548m
The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert...
Episode 80
Will It Into Existence
Dec 11, 202556m
Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026.
Episode 81
Size Matters (Part 2)
Dec 14, 202547m
The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test.
Episode 82
Squid Game (Even Too-er)
Dec 18, 202543m
The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game.
Episode 83
Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo
Dec 22, 202555m
The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo.
Episode 84
2026 Distractible Game Guide
Jan 4, 202654m
New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise.
Episode 85
Make Wade Do It
Jan 8, 202656m
Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions.
Episode 86
Wade's One Man Show
Jan 22, 202640m
The reviews are in, and critics are raving: "Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle "If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald "I can't f**king see!" - Bob
Episode 87
Everybody Hates Dor
Jan 25, 202654m
Mark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.)
Episode 88
Snow Days
Jan 29, 202652m
The guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days.
Episode 89
Yeah, He'd Live
Feb 1, 202656m
Your favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical.
Episode 90
How Do You Pan?
Feb 5, 202654m
The "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for.
Episode 91
Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game
Feb 8, 202653m
Is that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.
Episode 92
Draw Or Die (Part 2)
Feb 12, 20261h 2m
Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.
Episode 93
Fortunately, Unfortunately
Feb 15, 202652m
Fortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald.
Episode 94
Bad Mood
Feb 19, 202659m
The three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons.
Episode 95
I'm a Doctor!
Feb 22, 202653m
Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in*
Episode 96
Solar System Tier List
Feb 26, 202656m
Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder...
Episode 97
News Flash!
Mar 2, 202657m
Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you.
Episode 98
How to ABCs
Mar 5, 202653m
Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet.
Episode 99
The Smell You Can Lick
Mar 8, 20261h 5m
Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses.
Episode 100
Friday the 13th
Mar 12, 202650m
WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith.
Episode 101
Dicebreakers Too!
Mar 15, 202659m
Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever.
Episode 102
Buy My Thing!
Mar 23, 20261h 3m
What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe?
Episode 103
That Sounds Good!
Mar 29, 202657m
What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says...
Episode 104
Oxford 3000 AND TOO
Apr 5, 20261h 6m
Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health.
Episode 105
Anything Goes (Part 4)
Apr 12, 20261h 6m
Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play.
Episode 106
Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)
Apr 19, 20261h 3m
Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him.
Episode 107
That Sounds Bad!
Apr 26, 202656m
Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark.
Episode 108
Reverse Charades
May 3, 202656m
Quick, get flat!
Episode 109
America vs Europe
May 11, 20261h 17m
No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes.
Episode 110
The Council Of Distractible (Part 3)
May 17, 20261h 11m
Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee!