Two and a Half Men
Season 5
200719 episodes
Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.
Episode 1
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Sep 24, 200720m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Episode 2
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Oct 1, 200722m
TMDB rating 6.3TMDB
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Episode 3
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Oct 8, 200721m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
Episode 4
City of Great Racks
Oct 15, 200722m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Episode 5
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Oct 22, 200722m
TMDB rating 7.5TMDB
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Episode 6
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Oct 29, 200721m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Episode 7
The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Nov 5, 200720m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Episode 8
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Nov 12, 200720m
TMDB rating 7.9TMDB
Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Episode 9
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Nov 19, 200720m
TMDB rating 7.7TMDB
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Episode 10
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Nov 26, 200722m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Episode 11
Meander to Your Dander
Mar 17, 200822m
TMDB rating 7.8TMDB
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
Episode 12
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Mar 24, 200822m
TMDB rating 7.5TMDB
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
Episode 13
The Soil Is Moist
Mar 31, 200820m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Episode 14
Winky-Dink Time
Apr 14, 200822m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Episode 15
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Apr 21, 200821m
TMDB rating 7.8TMDB
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Episode 16
Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty
Apr 28, 200822m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Episode 17
Fish in a Drawer
May 5, 200821m
TMDB rating 7.1TMDB
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
Episode 18
If My Hole Could Talk
May 12, 200821m
TMDB rating 7.1TMDB
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
Episode 19
Waiting for the Right Snapper
May 19, 200822m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.