Two and a Half Men
Season 3
200524 episodes
Family ties tighten and tension rises as Charlie's wild ways clash with Alan's neuroses, leading to hilarious misadventures in love, work, and parenting.
Episode 1
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Sep 19, 200522m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.
Episode 2
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Sep 26, 200522m
TMDB rating 6.6TMDB
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
Episode 3
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Oct 3, 200522m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.
Episode 4
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Oct 10, 200522m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
Episode 5
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Oct 17, 200521m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
Episode 6
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Oct 24, 200521m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
Episode 7
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Nov 7, 200522m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
Episode 8
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Nov 14, 200521m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
Episode 9
Madame and Her Special Friend
Nov 21, 200521m
TMDB rating 6.6TMDB
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
Episode 10
Something Salted and Twisted
Nov 28, 200522m
TMDB rating 6.8TMDB
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
Episode 11
Santa's Village of the Damned
Dec 19, 200522m
TMDB rating 7.5TMDB
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
Episode 12
That Special Tug
Jan 9, 200622m
TMDB rating 7.1TMDB
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
Episode 13
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Jan 23, 200622m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
Episode 14
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Feb 6, 200622m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
Episode 15
My Tongue Is Meat
Feb 27, 200622m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
Episode 16
Ergo, the Booty Call
Mar 6, 200622m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
Episode 17
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Mar 13, 200621m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
Episode 18
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Mar 20, 200621m
TMDB rating 7.1TMDB
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.
Episode 19
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Apr 10, 200622m
TMDB rating 7.5TMDB
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.
Episode 20
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Apr 24, 200621m
TMDB rating 7.8TMDB
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
Episode 21
And the Plot Moistens
May 1, 200621m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.
Episode 22
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
May 8, 200622m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.
Episode 23
Arguments for the Quickie
May 15, 200622m
TMDB rating 7.1TMDB
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie's sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
Episode 24
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
May 22, 200621m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.