Two and a Half Men
Season 11
201322 episodes
When a young woman claiming to be Charlie's daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.
Episode 1
Nangnangnangnang
Sep 26, 201321m
TMDB rating 5.8TMDB
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Episode 2
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Oct 3, 201321m
TMDB rating 5.1TMDB
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.
Episode 3
This Unblessed Biscuit
Oct 10, 201322m
TMDB rating 5.9TMDB
Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.
Episode 4
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Oct 17, 201321m
TMDB rating 5.4TMDB
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.
Episode 5
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Oct 24, 201321m
TMDB rating 5.3TMDB
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Episode 6
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Nov 7, 201321m
TMDB rating 5.3TMDB
When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
Episode 7
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Nov 14, 201321m
TMDB rating 6.1TMDB
Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
Episode 8
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Nov 21, 201321m
TMDB rating 5.6TMDB
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.
Episode 9
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Dec 5, 201321m
TMDB rating 5.1TMDB
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.
Episode 10
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Dec 12, 201321m
TMDB rating 5.2TMDB
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Episode 11
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Jan 2, 201421m
TMDB rating 5.2TMDB
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
Episode 12
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Jan 9, 201421m
TMDB rating 5.8TMDB
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Episode 13
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Jan 30, 201421m
TMDB rating 4.9TMDB
Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
Episode 14
Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
Feb 6, 201421m
TMDB rating 4.8TMDB
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Episode 15
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Feb 27, 201421m
TMDB rating 5.8TMDB
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
Episode 16
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Mar 6, 201421m
TMDB rating 6.2TMDB
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.
Episode 17
Welcome Home, Jake
Mar 13, 201421m
TMDB rating 5.2TMDB
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
Episode 18
West Side Story
Apr 3, 201421m
TMDB rating 5.3TMDB
Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.
Episode 19
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Apr 10, 201422m
TMDB rating 6.5TMDB
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.
Episode 20
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Apr 24, 201421m
TMDB rating 5.9TMDB
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Episode 21
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
May 1, 201421m
TMDB rating 5.1TMDB
Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
Episode 22
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
May 8, 201421m
TMDB rating 5.5TMDB
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.