South Park
Season 9
200514 episodes
Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as they deal with the perceived dangers of global warming, a certain actor's sexuality is questioned, and the Pope arrives to witness a religious miracle. For them, it’s all part of growing up in South Park!
Episode 1
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mar 9, 200523m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.
Episode 2
Die Hippie, Die
Mar 16, 200523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
Episode 3
Wing
Mar 23, 200523m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her on a new reality show.
Episode 4
Best Friends Forever
Mar 30, 200523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?
Episode 5
The Losing Edge
Apr 6, 200523m
TMDB rating 8.4TMDB
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
Episode 6
The Death of Eric Cartman
Apr 13, 200523m
TMDB rating 8.3TMDB
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.
Episode 7
Erection Day
Apr 20, 200523m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can’t wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy’s noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. Knowing he can’t get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.
Episode 8
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Oct 19, 200523m
TMDB rating 8.1TMDB
A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault.
Episode 9
Marjorine
Oct 26, 200523m
TMDB rating 8.6TMDB
The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.
Episode 10
Follow That Egg
Nov 2, 200523m
TMDB rating 7.7TMDB
Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.
Episode 11
Ginger Kids
Nov 9, 200523m
TMDB rating 8.7TMDB
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.
Episode 12
Trapped in the Closet
Nov 16, 200523m
TMDB rating 8.4TMDB
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house.
Episode 13
Free Willzyx
Nov 30, 200523m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure you’ll not soon forget. One in which the boys learn just how far you would go for a friend.
Episode 14
Bloody Mary
Dec 7, 200523m
TMDB rating 7.9TMDB
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan’s dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his disease.