The Dick Van Dyke Show
Season 5
196532 episodes
Episode 1
Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth
Sep 15, 196525m
TMDB rating 10.0TMDB
A talk show host gets Laura to tell a TV audience that Alan Brady is bald!
Episode 2
A Farewell to Writing
Sep 22, 196525m
Rob tries to write a novel, but finds that writing comedy is easier.
Episode 3
Uhny Uftz
Sep 29, 196524m
Rob and Buddy are working late, and keep thinking they hear a metallic voice saying ""Uhny Uftz""! The explore a supposedly abandoned office somewhere in the building, and find a somewhat 'mad' inventor (complete with a taciturn and vaguely menacing assistant) who has constructed a toy flying saucer. It works quite well, except that, instead of saying ""Merry Christmas"" as the inventor intended, the saucer only says ""Uhny Uftz"".
Episode 4
The Ugliest Dog in the World
Oct 6, 196525m
Rob tries to write a part for a dog who is going to be on The Alan Brady Show. After the dog's part is cut from the show Rob tries to find a home for the dog, But nobody wants the dog.
Episode 5
No Rice at My Wedding
Oct 13, 196525m
TMDB rating 2.0TMDB
Rob recalls a time when Laura was the prize of a raffle. Rob does everything he can to keep Clark Rice from marrying Laura.
Episode 6
Draw Me a Pear
Oct 20, 196526m
Laura talks Rob into going to her art class unaware that Valerie falls in love with Rob.
Episode 7
The Great Petrie Fortune
Oct 27, 196525m
After Rob and Laura finish watching a movie Uncle Hezekiah gives Rob and Laura clue as to what the fortune might be.
Episode 8
Odd But True
Nov 3, 196525m
Ritchie finds out the freckles on Rob's back form the shape of the Liberty Bell. Millie wants to send a pictrue to Odd But True. (a nwespaper column)
Episode 9
Viva Petrie
Nov 10, 196525m
Maria (the Petrie's maid) tells Manuel Luis Rodriguez to go to the Petrie's because Maria feels that Rob can find him a job, but the only Manuel can do is be a bullfighter.
Episode 10
Go Tell the Birds and Bees
Nov 17, 196525m
Alberta Nelson shines in a small part as Miss Reshovsky, the concerned elementary schoolteacher of note. Rob and Laurie Petrie are also asked to the principal's office to discuss their son.
Episode 11
Body and Sol
Nov 24, 196525m
TMDB rating 2.0TMDB
Rob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp.
Episode 12
See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write
Dec 8, 196525m
After going to the Butcher's Shop to get something for dinner, Laura sees pictures (drawn By Charlie Wheelright) Laura wants to write a story to help sell Charlie's pictures. Rob doesn't like the idea because he always finshes her stories.
Episode 13
You're Under Arrest
Dec 15, 196525m
TMDB rating 9.0TMDB
After fighting with Laura, Rob is arrested for hurting an old Lady. Rob has trouble telling police he didn't hurt the Lady (whom he saw in a barroom).
Episode 14
Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work
Dec 29, 196525m
The Alan Brady Show is on hiatus Rob is worried about to support Laura (who is pregnant with Ritchie) Rob doesn't anyone to know he needs a job until The Alan Brady Show returns from hiatus.
Episode 15
Who Stole My Watch?
Jan 5, 196625m
After Rob loses his watch that he got as birthday gift, He thinks everyone he knows took his watch. Laura and Rob plan a party to say they are sorry after they learn a crook stole Rob's watch.
Episode 16
I Do Not Choose to Run
Jan 19, 196625m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Rob gives a speech at council meeting that will land him a nomination for city councilman of New Rochelle.
Episode 17
The Making of a Councilman
Jan 26, 196625m
Rob decides to quit running for his seat on the New Rochelle city council after meeting the opponent running against him because of his experience.
Episode 18
The Curse of the Petrie People
Feb 2, 196625m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
Laura gets a brooch that (in the shape of the United States) tells the history of the Petrie family. Laura later puts the brooch in the garbage! We learn that Rob's mom hates the brooch!
Episode 19
The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
Feb 9, 196625m
TMDB rating 10.0TMDB
Mel is in trouble for not telling Alan that there was a change in the script. Rob tries to get Mel to stick up for himself, But Mel gets fired.
Episode 20
Remember the Alimony
Feb 16, 196625m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
Rob and Laura leave Anchor Texas to go to Mexico only to find that marriage is hard to do. They soon find out that getting a divorce is easier than they thought (it costs $10 in Mexico!)
Episode 21
Dear Sally Rogers
Feb 23, 196625m
TMDB rating 4.0TMDB
Sally really wants a husband she goes on ""The Stevie Parsons Show"" thinking she has finally found a husband or has she? Stevie asks Rob to help in a stunt where Stevie picks a letter written to Sally, One problem Sally has no idea what will happen! Wait until Sally finds out who Box 7030 is!
Episode 22
Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy
Mar 2, 196625m
TMDB rating 2.7TMDB
Rob & Sally think Buddy is having an affair but he is getting ready for his bar mitzvah.
Episode 23
Bad Reception in Albany
Mar 9, 196625m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Rob and Laura are attending a wedding in Albany, Rob is asked by Alan to watch a fashion show. He promises to tell Alan what he thought of it. Rob has to hurry to the church to usher a wedding.
Episode 24
Talk to the Snail
Mar 23, 196625m
Rob fears his job is gone after reading a memo (found in the trash where they are looking for this week's script that Buddy lost) Rob almost writes for Jelly Bean a snail!
Episode 25
A Day in the Life of Alan Brady
Apr 6, 196625m
Jerry & Millie are having their anniversary party, at the Petrie home one problem the party is a part of documentary that focuses on Alan.
Episode 26
Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
Apr 13, 196624m
The staff sends a script to Alan Brady without deleting the insults directed at the star that they routinely add to blow off steam.
Episode 27
The Man from My Uncle
Apr 20, 196625m
Ritchie's bedroom is used as a stakeout point (it has the best view) Harry Bond is looking for the nephew of Wendell Gerard, Rob loves the gadgets the agent brings to solve the case.
Episode 28
You Ought to Be in Pictures
Apr 27, 196625m
Rob gets a movie role, but he has to kiss a woman. Laura makes sure that nothing else happens.
Episode 29
Love Thy Other Neighbor
May 4, 196625m
Laura and Rob spend time with the Staggs and going to the theater,Jerry & Millie feel left out.
Episode 30
Long Night's Journey into Day
May 11, 196625m
Rob & Jerry go fishing leaving Laura (who has a cold) home alone with a mynah bird. Millie comes back to keep Laura company, Millie couldn't find Laura (She was taking a shower).
Episode 31
The Gunslinger
May 25, 196625m
Under anesthesia for a dental procedure, Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the old west.
Episode 32
The Last Chapter
Jun 1, 196625m
Rob gives Laura his book (it took 5 years to write.) As Laura begins to read the book, we see classic moments from several episodes. The book takes us through how Rob and Laura met as well as how Rob almost missed his wedding! Later Rob talks about waiting for the birth Ritchie. As Laura finishes the book Rob tells her the publisher hated the book, Alan Brady decides to make the book into a TV series!