Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom
Season 3
202025 episodes
Episode 1
YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
Mar 2, 20205m
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
Episode 2
News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
Mar 9, 20207m
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
Episode 3
“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
Mar 16, 20206m
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Episode 4
Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Mar 30, 20203m
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Episode 5
Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Apr 6, 20205m
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
Episode 6
BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
Apr 27, 20205m
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
Episode 7
News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
Mar 30, 20204m
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Episode 8
Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Apr 13, 20204m
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
Episode 9
A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
Apr 20, 20206m
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
Episode 10
U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
May 4, 20205m
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Episode 11
Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
May 11, 20208m
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Episode 12
Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
May 18, 20208m
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
Episode 13
God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
May 25, 20205m
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Episode 14
My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
Jun 1, 20204m
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Episode 15
Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
Jun 22, 20207m
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Episode 16
Good Morning, River View High!
Jun 8, 20204m
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Episode 17
Welcome to Bug News
Jun 15, 20204m
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Episode 18
Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Jun 29, 20207m
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
Episode 19
I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
Jul 6, 20204m
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Episode 20
Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
Jul 13, 20208m
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
Episode 21
All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Jul 27, 20204m
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Episode 22
Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
Aug 3, 20207m
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
Episode 23
True Confessions of Real Newscasters
Aug 10, 20205m
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Episode 24
Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
Aug 17, 20207m
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Episode 25
Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
Aug 24, 20206m
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.