Family Guy
Season 3
200122 episodes
In this hilarious third season, the Griffin family faces all-new dilemmas, including Brian's unintentional foray into directing porn, Stewie's rants on national TV, Meg's date with a nudist and Lois' Yuletide insanity. Meanwhile, Peter is surprised to discover Lois was once a groupie, and his son, Chris, is more "endowed" than he is.
Episode 1
The Thin White Line (1)
Jul 11, 200123m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
Episode 2
Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Jul 18, 200123m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
Episode 3
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Jul 25, 200123m
TMDB rating 6.9TMDB
The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
Episode 4
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
Aug 1, 200123m
TMDB rating 6.6TMDB
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.
Episode 5
And the Wiener Is...
Aug 8, 200123m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
Episode 6
Death Lives
Aug 15, 200123m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
Episode 7
Lethal Weapons
Aug 22, 200123m
TMDB rating 7.1TMDB
New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.
Episode 8
The Kiss Seen Around the World
Aug 29, 200123m
TMDB rating 6.5TMDB
Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
Episode 9
Mr. Saturday Knight
Sep 5, 200123m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.
Episode 10
Fish Out of Water
Sep 19, 200123m
TMDB rating 6.6TMDB
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.
Episode 11
Emission Impossible
Oct 8, 200123m
TMDB rating 7.5TMDB
Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
Episode 12
To Love and Die in Dixie
Nov 15, 200123m
TMDB rating 7.4TMDB
The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.
Episode 13
Screwed the Pooch
Nov 29, 200123m
TMDB rating 6.8TMDB
Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.
Episode 14
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
Dec 6, 200123m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can't quite get the hang of it. When Lois' father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.
Episode 15
Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Dec 20, 200123m
TMDB rating 7.1TMDB
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Chris fight over $26.
Episode 16
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Dec 21, 200123m
TMDB rating 6.6TMDB
Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus' ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world's children.
Episode 17
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Jan 17, 200223m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
Episode 18
From Method to Madness
Jan 24, 200223m
TMDB rating 7.0TMDB
Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.
Episode 19
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Jan 31, 200223m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
Episode 20
Road to Europe
Feb 7, 200223m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.
Episode 21
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Feb 14, 200223m
TMDB rating 7.1TMDB
Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."
Episode 22
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Dec 10, 200423m
TMDB rating 6.9TMDB
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.