How I Met Your Mother
Season 3
200720 episodes
It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.
Episode 1
Wait for It
Sep 24, 200721m
TMDB rating 7.7TMDB
Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.
Episode 2
We're Not from Here
Oct 1, 200721m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.
Episode 3
Third Wheel
Oct 8, 200723m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.
Episode 4
Little Boys
Oct 15, 200723m
TMDB rating 7.3TMDB
Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.
Episode 5
How I Met Everyone Else
Oct 22, 200723m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.
Episode 6
I'm Not That Guy
Oct 29, 200723m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name
Episode 7
Dowisetrepla
Nov 5, 200721m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.
Episode 8
Spoiler Alert
Nov 12, 200721m
TMDB rating 8.1TMDB
Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed
Episode 9
Slapsgiving
Nov 19, 200723m
TMDB rating 8.0TMDB
Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.
Episode 10
The Yips
Nov 26, 200723m
TMDB rating 7.5TMDB
When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.
Episode 11
The Platinum Rule
Dec 10, 200721m
TMDB rating 7.8TMDB
Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.
Episode 12
No Tomorrow
Mar 17, 200821m
TMDB rating 7.5TMDB
Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.
Episode 13
Ten Sessions
Mar 24, 200823m
TMDB rating 7.9TMDB
Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.
Episode 14
The Bracket
Mar 31, 200821m
TMDB rating 7.9TMDB
Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.
Episode 15
The Chain of Screaming
Apr 14, 200823m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.
Episode 16
Sandcastles in the Sand
Apr 21, 200823m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.
Episode 17
The Goat
Apr 28, 200823m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.
Episode 18
Rebound Bro
May 5, 200821m
TMDB rating 7.6TMDB
Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.
Episode 19
Everything Must Go
May 12, 200821m
TMDB rating 7.2TMDB
When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.
Episode 20
Miracles
May 19, 200823m
TMDB rating 7.9TMDB
Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.